but did Vargas pay for the shorts? that’s the important thing.

Are we really ready, though, to live in a world dominated by Canada?

At Rod Salka FordLincolnMazda I guarantee you credit approval or I’ll eat my hat! Rod Salka FordLincolnMazda, you’re not a customer, you’re family!

Yep, it’s also the perfect name for a crappy Ford dealership with terrible local commercials.

I am not suggesting we replace democracy with a system of government that makes decisions based on physical combat but I’m also not not suggesting that at this point in our history.

He should have stuck with fencing.

I once had a case or rod salka. I soaked my foot in epsom salt for two weeks...then beat it with a dead cat. Went away after a few hookers.

Rod Salka is the exact kind of name a tomato can like him should have.

Richie Incognito looks like he was in a sports movie 20 years ago as a kid and has reunited with his castmates for a photoshoot for People Magazine.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

Sorry, it’s always steak first, then chicken, then burger, hot dog (if you have room).

Holy FUCK! I gotta open my carts!

Sure it wasn’t this one...?

“Skip the buns” is the worst goddamn advice in, maybe, the whole world. When I was diagnosed with a gluten allergy, my wife tried to cheer me up by telling me I could still have hamburgers, just without the buns. Well then it’s not a fucking hamburger now, is it? It’s just a sad wad of ground beef on a plate, hiding…

Sorry, the answer we were looking for was combo Beef and Sausage, that’s beef and sausage.

It baffled me even as a child why the answer to “burger or hot dog” was ever hot dog.

Canadian Doctor: “Yep. Looks broken. Here’s a pain killer to get you comfortable. X-ray is down the hall - the nurse will take you there momentarily. We’ll get that set in a cast and get you booked in with a physiotherapist for when it comes back off and an occupational therapist to help you get back to work. Anything…

Court rules that we all knew McDonalds was ripping us off anyway.

This seems like it’d be more apropos if Sisqo was there. If they wanted to honor Luda they should’ve served chicken and beer.