That’s ridiculous! Musk has a squadron of fully automated, unmanned mechs to handle that for him.

Steal the cars, strip them for parts, abandon carcass- purchase carcass at auction, replace parts, sell and profit

I was under the impression that each Tesla was equipped with a special homing beacon that would automatically summon Elon Musk in his battle-mech-suit to its location if there were any sign of trouble.

There’s actually a shortage of Tesla spares, demand currently exceeds supply, meaning these will probably be able to be sold for good money.

If there wasn’t a market, do you think the thieves would have stolen 11 Teslas?

They’re not even trying to. As the article clearly reports, they’re stripping them for parts.

“Once they’re lifted, local police reportedly said that the vehicles are dismantled within a couple hours of being purloined.”

I would be impressed if hackers managed to hack these remotely from home and just made them drive themselves to the destination.

The announcement of a new Doctor has always been gross. When it was Matt Smith he was too weird looking, Capaldi was too old, and now Whittaker has too much estrogen. There’s always the people who will “never watch the show again” and this time isn’t any different.

Have you seen who we have in power in the United States? And people are surprised at the bullshit excuses that force Mrs. Whittaker to tell people not to be afraid? Mrs. Whittaker, loved you in Black Mirror, and cannot wait to see your debut as The Doctor. To the misogynists, grow up. Your masculinity is NOT…

Enjoying the fragile bro-flake meltdown.

“#RaisedRight”

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

I was really interested in this...until I got to the part about booster packs for another three bucks a pop. To get all the additional characters, you’re looking at another installment of the full price of the game itself. Pass. Way to go, Hasbro. Your greed just cost you $24.99. If I can’t get the complete package…

SAD! You left out SAD!

“The very overrated Golden State Warriors...I like NBA champions who DON’T lose only one game in the playoffs.”

I was kinda looking forward to Steve Kerr mean mugging Trump, followed by a well thought out verbal smackdown on that clown. Ah well, ‘tis for the best, I suppose.

Trump is def going to tweet that he wasn’t planning to invite them anyway.

PBS makes some good shit, watched a ton of their stuff on on Netflix. It would be a real shame if a bunch of immoral greedy fucks were to defund it.