Under no threat of of legal action, I hear by herby hearby hereby apologize if I every implied that Melania Trump has “had work done”, that she “speaks with an accent” or that she is being “held hostage in Trump Tower”.

I still believe it, they just didn’t have the receipts.

They rather artfully managed to rehash all the allegations in the apology/retraction. Nicely done.

Or the second stepmother to the present first lady.

A dollar store professional  model of a trophy wife who claimed never slept for money is our FLOTUS now.

Many people are asking me, smart people - the best people, you’d be surprised at how smart and how many... Everywhere I go, it’s the same question, they’re asking “How long was the first lady a prostitute, and how cheap was she?” And I’ll tell ya, I think it’s something we’ve gotta get to the bottom of. Many people…

She may not have been an escort, but she certainly did whore herself out. She sleeps with that orange algae in exchange for his garish gold-leafed lifestyle.

The lawyers were told to leave the settlement check on the nightstand.

Another fun one

Quantity of abuse doesn’t disqualify its existence. See: college hazing, minorities in the workplace, undercard wrestlers.

If a parent hit every single one of their kids instead of singling out one or two, it would still be abuse.

Patrick, you didn’t broach the biggest money maker at restaurants. Soft drinks (actually most drinks). A Coke/Pepsi might cost the store a nickel, but if they sell it to you for a buck (that’s what McD’s will charge in NC), that is 1900% markup. Think about when McD’s has their Monoploy game tokens - they are on…

Here’s what’s bullshit about pizza places. Pizza Hut is terrible with this. If I order just a plain pepperoni pizza, it has quite a bit of pepperoni on it. But if I add a topping, like sausage, then they don’t put on nearly as much pepperoni. If you get the meat lovers, there’s hardly any. So not only do they get that…

Yeah, it’s too bad that Styles is a garbage human as well, or that story would be more enjoyable. Someone is going to be seriously hurt or someone who suffers from mental illness (like Mauro) is going to hurt themselves and Vince and JBL are going to have a bad situation on their hands. JBL is human trash. Vince isn’t…

bradshaw was a boring wrestler and is a terrible announcer and a grade-A asshole by all accounts who definitely never messed with brock or kurt angle during their tenures but never forget that all 5'7" of joey styles knocked his ass the fuck out on an airplane once

You’re absolutely right, 100%, no argument.

If your data is important enough that just wiping your drive and starting over is a scary idea, then you should have a proper 3-2-1 backup system in place. Then ransomware is just an inconvenience.

Article isn’t even up for 4 minutes and get get somebody storming in with a false equivalence. Jesus Christ do you people listen to yourselves? This isn’t even remotely the same thing as that case.