So it’s needlessly complicated, requires real world work to make happen, and completely screws over anyone who sold their ps4 to get their likely heavily overpriced ps5, which seemed like a safe idea at the time due to back compat.

I mean, nintendo IS making this design today. Luke throwing a shitfit about it is the reason this article exists.

And if you had two controllers, you could hold each on one hand in the central prong and have full dual analog in goldeneye/perfect dark (Never had turok or any other shooter so no idea if it worked that way as well.)

iIRC the Z and L button have the same function. I can’t recall a single game that had them as different things.

It’s not a hate boner. It’s a perfectly normal reaction to a person who is both a bad actor and also a notoriously shitty person.

So nintendo, after charging for an online servie that absolutely had no business being behind a paywall, is now trying to find an excuse to charge more?

This is a gratuitously bad take.

I doubt I could eat the amount I want to vomit.

I feel like hoping for rockstar to do the not chuddy thing is a fools errand. Their entire brand of humour has always been mean spirited and shallow ‘parody’.

I don’t think you rememebr the tomb raider reboot that well.

Lara isn’t able to take apart seasoned mercenaries. The enemies in the first game are grungy malnourished cultists who just want to leave the island. And pretty much every major encounter leaves her nursing some new heavy injury. She does go from being…

I have to hard disagree with their arguments abot bioshock. They imply the first game is endorsing objectivism. It isn’t. The whole point of the game is that of objectivist society is impossible to maintain and even the strictest adherents to saif philosophy will abandon it when it suits them. There’s only one true…

It’s far better in the first game where drake is just a treasure hunter constantly being pursued by pirates. Yeah he’s gunning down dozens of people but they are people actively trying to murder him.

How is that shocking? That’s literally the only thing that would be worthy of a post credit scene now that carnage is a thing. I don’t even need to mention what the thing is for people to instantly know how bloody obvious it is.

Money hatting a remake of your competitor’s old exclusive? Get fucked sony.

Also, it helps that stark is a douchebag.

Hopefully injustice 2 will no longer be completely unplayable by the time this comes out.

But remember kids, smart delivery is just a buzzword. What xbox is doing is no different than cross buy which has existed for years.

So kratos is gonna kill his own grandson? I mean it’s on brand....

I doubt they think anyone would be willing to sit through the first 20 terrible episodes in order to get to the point where it gets good again. It really cannot be overstated how BAD the first chunk of the series is.

Janeway is history’s greatest monster. Justice for Tuvix!