To summarize, it will cost about what gamepass does....but you will still have to purchase some of the games you don’t own, thereby defeating the purpose of a streaming service. Also you’ll still need specific hardware in order to use the service.

Meanwhile at Phil Spencer’s office:

It’s especially annoying because there are other, more interesting villains out there. Uta and Mannfred were hilarious. Hell, the entire kjb cast has been abandoned even though we are in dreams now. Stratton and whitney. Slater. Caldaron. Scorpio. Conway frigging stern. Those gay assassins.

Mother 3 for gamepass confirmed.

Like Le Halo?

Exactly. Mechanisms for better games are already in place and gamefreak is choosing not to use them. It’s maddening.

Indeed. Now it means that either the previous mechanics are being scrapped, or you can have one dynamax, one z move AND one mega or dynamaxing will be mutually exclusive with one of the previous mechanics thus rendering the other significantly better and ruining the meta even more than it already is.

Then get ready for…

But see this is why gamefreak pisses me off. Instead of balancing game mechanics, they just toss them away.

They should have made it so that you could use a Z move OR mega evolve. That way there are reasons not to have a mega. Megas would be more powerful, but also more predictable.

Someone sends out a mega garchomp I…

Dynamaxing sounds like some kind of incel penis strengthening exercise.

Ask Don Mattrick how well gamers take to their games not working if their internet goes down.

It’s not a very good movie, and this summer we have gotten a bunch of really good movies already.

Total waste of a reference. Don’t bring up the one thing to kill godzilla permanently and then just use it as a generic nuke.

Giving mothra psychic powers and letting her communicate through human avatars would have been a better callback, and allowed the movie to avoid a bunch of clumsy exposition by characters suddenly knowing something.

King of the monsters is like a master class in how less is more. KOTM has more stuff, but it is largely meaningless stuff.

Like ok, you have another muto and rodan. Are they going to be relevant to the plot? Nope? Ok.

My favourite is the second episode being a clip show where they keep flashing back to the pilot...and only the pilot. A rare case where ANC’s terrible schedule actually make the joke funnier because not only was it flashing back to only one show...but it was a show we hadn’t seen. It was like parody on top of parody.


Al…

Thank you! I thought this plot felt familiar!

You know what would be a good twist? If the kid got away with it. Pretty much every conviction on the show requires a sting or the perp confessing. It would be cool, if instead of the sting (which never should have worked.) Liv had a vision of Ham doing the deed, but it was…

He’s like a character from mad tv. But not a good one like the ones Key and Peele did. He’s like something Ike Barinholtz would do.

I’m glad that the show is finally acknowledging that blaine fucking ate children. But since the person calling people out for it is framed as a badguy I just know he will get away with it in the end. He’s a creator’s pet and nothing keeps the creator’s pet down.

Also this ep reminded me that Peyton, a woman who we are…

Agreed. Leonardo Leonardo was an awesome addition to the cast. Also, I feel like not allowing Kevin Smith to fall back on dick and fart jokes got him to be more creative. Clerks had a golden age simpsons level of joke saturation.

This! I openly root against them in that film. What’s even worse is that they have jason lee show up as an old schoolmate of theirs, who is successful on his own, and randall keeps putting him down based on something that happened to him in high school.

He’s attacking a person...for being bullied. The guy never…