One thing I love about Japan is the wholesale embrace of nerdy subcultures. I’m sure there’s a star trek themed eatery somewhere in the US but I doubt it is this high concept.

So E3 will just be one giant sprawling microsoft booth, plus a bunch of smaller scale devs whose booths will be  assimilated into microsofts over the course of the show.

I hope he doesn’t die. He deserves to catch a break of some kind. I’m hoping that he ends up surviving but the merging of the universes wipes out public knowledge of who he is and he’s able to retire. 

Turns out the cure to cancer is MORE gluten.

Well isn’t that a spoonful of sugar with a nutpunch chaser.

He’s like the half way point between them.

Why are so many on the right wing incapable of making regular facial expressions?

The right thing would be to make this argument himself instead of letting a brown woman take heat from it so he can white saviour her.

To make it brief, cuck is short for cuckold, and was used most recently in the context of a subgenre of porn where people watch their significant other have sex with another man. Usually a black dude.

The alt right began using this as an insult against other conservatives who were not sufficiently racist. Then it…

They gave Snorlax boobs.

Steve martin once described Toronto as like new york, but without all the stuff. Now understand that this is entirely intentional. Toronto makes a concerted effort to be Canada’s New York. Except it doesn’t have the UN. Or the iconic architecture. Or the food. Or really any identity of its own aside from single white…

What, you think people OUTSIDE of Toronto started the Toronto is not really canada shit? That’s home grown. Toronto has been trying to frame itself as New Yrok 2.0 for years. there’s a reason nobody  makes this argument about Montreal and that’s from a province that literally tried to leave the country.

It gave us the lastmans and the fords. That’s like 4 Chris Christies and one of them as on crack.

I just wish we got the directors cut. Apparently there was actual character development and introspection and stuff but WB was like “just sell some fucking happy meals.”

Toronto doesn’t really count as canada, though. It’s more like a bit of new jersey broke off and landed in Ontario.

Modern simpsons writers aren’t the people who write that kind of conversation. They are far too busy taking shots at people for giving them mild criticism.

Stand me up.

New vegas was great for that. I loved how you could essentially ferret out every major legion operation in the mojave and not just fuck with it, but sometimes invert them. Caesar sends a spy to fort mccarran? Root him out, ad use his presence to trick a centurion into giving up intel.

The legion is paying the omertas…

Red faction guerrilla.

Which honestly, crackdown should have just aped.

I didn’t think it felt artificial, it just felt like I was watching two entirely different episodes.

See I can’t laugh at that. I mean, I get that scully’s whole deal is that he’s a gross old guy saying internet words he heard, but that has a serious racial component to it and I can’t believe nobody would have called him on it.

It’s like gina’s constant unwanted sexual advances on terry.