If Sanders was on the show this article would be going on and on about what a funny old guy he is and how cool it is that Ilana and Abbi support him etc. etc. except we get this. Maybe they respect HRC because they are both women in a male-dominated industry they get all the shit that she has been through and how hard…

Got to play with my new toy today! Time to clean it!

Got to play with my new toy today!

new toy today!

toy

The Slot is pretty much the only reason I stick around at this point. I miss Lindy West, too.

I was waiting all day yesterday for Jezebel’s take on this story.

How about another 6?

I want another woman justice

The Trump campaign as a way to get Hillary elected is really my favorite conspiracy theory. I never thought I would have anything in common with Oscar De La Hoya, but here we are!

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

Yes. You should have that conversation. It’s more scary than awkward, because it will make you realize how dangerous pregnancy is - not comforting when you’re knocked up. But better to get that out of the way than to find out too late. I left my first OB when I was 20 weeks when it became clear they weren’t really…

FUCK. ING. A. I think I’m just going to copy and paste and use this (properly attributed, of course) as my rebuttal from now on when talking about this whole mess.

I can’t be the only one who thought of Savita Halappanavar when I read this. I know her case was in Ireland, not the U.S., but it’s the sort of fercockta cruelty on the part of the Catholic Church that doesn’t care if a pregnancy isn’t viable or if a woman dies because of it.

Holy fucking shit is this hitting close to me today.

So much this. I was always pro-choice, but I can distinctly remember two instances in my pregnancy - one as I was throwing up everything I’d eaten all day after having to bolt from the dinner table, and the other as I was on doctor’s appointment number four for the week (while starving, because thanks gestational…

Thank you so much for sharing your story.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

God fucking damnit.

Time that is their own, time that is not being quantified by an employer, time where they can be human adults and parents and find the mental space to look around and feel the blazing fullness of being alive.

Co-signed.

On your Earth 2 tho, she lead a prison revolt and burned the prison to the ground. On Earth 3, she stabbed Donald Trump after he fired her from the second Apprentice and ran for the Republican nomination herself, running on a platform of keeping muslin fabric out of the USA.

They can and did, but by then, the improperly treated Flint river water they had been giving people to drink instead of the Detroit water, had corroded the pipes dilivering the water (which is where the lead is leeching from) so they are now this minute, still sending good water through bad pipes and the poisoning…