Hopefully she is attached to the backs of every Konami executive now.......

Just like with Randy Moss, right?

you love disney? if not then you’re just a societal garbage

I’m not telling anyone to buy it or not buy it. I’m critiquing a game whose original I played and liked things about, just liked I played this version and, as I pretty clearly said, liked things about it. I also found some things about it asinine. *shrug*

Are you suggesting that a game reviewer shouldn’t give negative reviews? Because that’s what it sounds like.

It helps to read to the end of the article. Regular edition will be $40.

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

Unsurprising. I rewatched It this weekend, and it’s just not very good. A lot of it works under the dumb, perceived notion of “CLOWNS R SCARY, RIGHT???” mixed with erratic movement and unnecessary CGI. This sounds like a doubling down of a lot of that, instead of trying to capture the better parts of the film where,…

I do not say this in any affectionate way whatsoever: What a fucking obnoxious dork.

Except on Tuesdays. Then está muerto para ti.

Having the wrong people laugh at his comedy for the wrong reasons is a perpetual problem for Chappelle, but this time the blame is on him.

“What kind of creature is that?”

I’m surprised they’re killing off the double decker taco, but I guess their numbers say otherwise.

They need to bring back the Baja Chalupa. I know there is a secret menu way to sort of get one, but damn I miss being able to order that thing. 

slowly change players’ mentalities

your definition of “right” seems to be “the most literal minded interpretation of the rules possible” and that sucks, the tottenham/city arm ball thing was ludicrous (i’m a spurs fan and they should have lost, went on to lose to newcastle anyway), as is offsides calls where someone’s shoulder is sticking out in front…

Fair point.

What the everliving fuck is this shit.

“I haven’t had a chance to see The Banana Splits Movie yet but I still have to salute its game plan, which is roughly: Nostalgia, but make it horror. Why aren’t more reboots and remakes taking this approach?”