Am I an old person? What is a “woke boyfriend”?

Says the guy living in a city that absolutely loses it’s shit over half an inch of slush. Source: lived in Houston for 5 years, it’s the cowboy-boot-wearing pussy center of the universe. Enjoy your cockroaches!

I live for these kinds of tips, bruh.

My uncle was a doctor who served a very poor area near Lafayette, La and folks would who didn’t have money (a lot more people than you’d think) would pay in him barter. When we visited him, we’d have boxes of soft-shell crab, crawfish, and crawfish/sausage stuffed chicken. He had an outdoor kitchen and a formal dining…

Lefties: Begin your right hook by getting punched in the nose. Got it! :)

Robin Thicke Sings: “Rapey the Snowman, Roofie the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Other Beloved Classics.”

Dude...maybe you should 3D print yourself a fucking sense of humor.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

rule #1: DON’T.

Grom!

A PHOTO OF THE BEST EVERYDAY CARRY KNIFE

God, why do I even lift weights at all? They just end up back on the rack when I'm done. Why bother eating either? You're just hungry again a few hours later. No point in washing clothes, they just get dirty...

"You just killed Osama Bin Laden and captured Khalid Sheikh Muhammad - what are you going to do next?"

It's not too bad. A CR 125 comes in at 211 - 215 lbs. This has wiring and lighting to make it street legal, probably a slightly larger gas tank, bigger & better padded seat. 225 isn't absurd.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pontiac-GT…

I have noticed that I drink much more water since starting my current job — they have a water machine in the kitchen that dispenses water with and without gas. I keep a glass at my desk that I refill multiple times a day. It gives me a reason to get up and walk around as well.

Aside from making great music (suck it guys, I'm a fan), John Mayer is also a huge car.

That shirt is AWESOME, though.

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