So so so adorable. I've had the same conversations with my itty bitties, and every time we talk about it, I just end up feeling sick and sad that it's even necessary.

There is much truth is this Dirt Bag. Like breakups are sometimes good things and looking like Catherine Deneuve is a great start when growing old. However Kinja sucks and who knows if this will even show up or if I am an approved commentator anymore.

now if there could only be more asians on tv - and not just women who serve as the romantic interest for the white guy; they could have the starring role and have more asian guys as well - and not desexualize them

I wonder if being white, blonde and pretty had anything to do with this...

So she can finally be with Gordo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one should send this guy hate-filled racist comments. No one. He is doing a great thing here and that picture is sweet as pie.

Man, when it comes to funny, Mohr is less, amirite?

I read elsewhere that $3.31 per hour is considered a good pay rate — in India.

So can we put Santorum in jail for a decade or so now? Since he is fighting Obamacare like Mandela fought apartheid? Please?

I have no love for the MRAs either who usually are usually women hating gay men.

He's like an off-brand Alexander Skarsgard. I wouldn't even make him one sandwich. You can see the smarmy personality in that photo. HE DESERVES NO SANDWICHES. STOP MAKING SANDWICHES AND MOVE ON!

Your name is Chester.

"her appropriation of the child while in utero was irresponsible, reprehensible."

I would bet that 99% of those giggling at this giant vagina stadium do not even know who designed it.

Today, I don't think anything else will amaze me as much as the idea of Mick Jagger becoming a great grandfather.

Never leave an inebriated friend alone at a bar is for when you go out drinking with a friend and then you get an opportunity to hook up [that you would otherwise jump on], but you realize that means Jessica (who's three sheets to the wind) would have to find her way home on her own. So you do not hook up, or you get…

"We apologize for labeling the Bibles as fiction. To make amends, we have taken all the offensive Bibles and burned them in a dumpster. We will make efforts to ensure this mistake doesn't happen again."

Say it again, Ian. 'Cause mamma don't mind. Mamma don't mind at all.

Funny enough, a number of my white friends have thought it was okay to make jokes at the expense of my race (and not just mine) or say the n-word just because tehy're friends with me. It really hurts because I thought these guys were y'know, NOT racist.