I'm sure that all those who were initially upset about US Olympic uniforms being manufactured in other countries have a closet full of clothes with only made in the U.S.A. tags. And by that I mean I'd be surprised if they had one piece of clothing with a made in the U.S.A. tag.

Look, you're all being very harsh here. First of all, you have to look at the context. The context here was that he never thought anyone other that a real murican who lives in real murica would hear his comments. Second of all, you have to consider his intent. His intent was never to make a person whose ancestors…

It's a joke!....or is it?

It's true. When I'm feeling ignored by Dodai, I don't star or comment on her articles. When Lindy professes admiration in dirt bag for something I disagree with, I make sure to post of gif of a celebrity snoozing. When Erin Gloria Ryan doesn't post for a day I always make sure to comment on her next post with 'oh,…

This never would have happened if people hadn't paid so much more attention to Miley at the VMA's.

Personally I feel I was able to bond enough with my youngest child just having it inside my body. But you know who I was worried about bonding with him? My four year old daughter. I didn't appreciate how hospitals don't let kids into the birthing room and make them wait to see their sibling. It's unnatural. In…

The GOP hurts a lot of people that voted for it. Luckily shuttered Planned Parenthoods totally make up for lack of jobs and dismal public school education and no offense or defense on climate change.

Does this mean we can all agree at least to give a fuck about Octavia Spencer?

Lemme take a wild guess - Kate Bosworth is shown on the covers of so many magazines because...um...her magazines are high sellers maybe? Because she's photogenic and whoever it is that buys magazines see her on the cover and it makes them want to buy the magazine? And magazines are for profit so it makes sense to…

"she's a managing director at Goldman Sachs – very nice Heidi! – and still makes time for her kids"

I never understand why places like restaurants or clothing stores (or in this case, a karaoke bar) put up with celebrities' ridiculous demands. Does the traffic to their place of business really increase if it's out there in the media that a celebrity set foot inside only to act like a jerk and demand freebies? They…

I have yet to see a single gas station promoting godly womanhood goshdarnit. I guess this means the good Pastor Swanson rides his bike every where. Also failing to promote godly womanhood in their stores or websites: Target, Walmart, McDonald's, Chick Fil A, the water & electric companies, shoe stores, Medical…

For what it's worth, Neil is still with his lady. If she stood by him through all of this, she'll certainly stand by him for his one-year jail sentence.

The only time my husband seemed less than thrilled about my boobs was when he asked why I was keeping my pre-baby milk filled bras because my boobs had gotten so much bigger and I told him that my boobs would probably go back to normal size when the milk eventually went away and he got so sad I felt really bad about…

Other things Perez Hilton realized only after becoming a father:

Thanks for the encouraging response :) And major props to you for helping to organize SlutWalk! I definitely don't need this to be my baby, if anyone happens to see the idea and has the time and ambition (that I sadly do not have right now) to make it happen I'd be happy to watch someone's else's vision of it unfold!

I can't think of a single instance of a man even being asked about it, even when they've just had a child. So maybe it is a big issue for them but rarely are they asked what they think about it.

One of the best toys I ever bought is Magna Tiles. Completely gender neutral, both my son & daughter love them and so far have played with them ages 18 months through 5 and counting. I promise I do not work for their company, I just was thinking about what gender neutral toys my kids have. They also both love their…

Breast milk can be awesome. But it is not a freaking magical elixir!!!!! Okay, calm voice again.

I loved that show.