To be fair, the pants were always corduroy.

I agree. I'm glad to see the College Republicans respond the way they did.

I just showed this to my four year old daughter.

Poor Republicans. They had a candidate who obviously just didn't want it badly enough. And also all those outside CPACs needed to spend more money. Next time, peeps. Keep with the same script with a more invested candidate and more money, and you'll win for sure.

Don't assume he's from Livingston! There are nice people there. Accuse him of being from Millburn at least.

Stephen Colbert, you really wanna place your balls in an atmosphere that only hot air is able to survive?

Thank you. I needed that dose of medicine.

Thanks! I really hope if I have grandchildren one day they'll shake their heads at our generation that these things were even problems for some people.

Thank you. The last thing I wanted to do was offend anybody with the post so I appreciate it was taken well.

I really hope this post expresses what I mean to say. I'm glad there are public figures like Lana Wachowski because ever since I've understood what transgenderism is, I've felt awkward about it. I think of myself as a pretty liberal, open-minded person, but when I hear things like a transgender teen who is…

As much as I know it irks people when girls are marketed with things like "girly" legos, I feel even worse for most boys when it comes to toys. We were able to get my daughter things like trains and regular legos that people sometimes think of as "boyish" toys and no one batted an eye. My son of course gets to play…

Please stop with your snarking towards Donald Trump. He is clearly undergoing a breakdown of epic proportions (indeed, it is the hugest breakdown ever), and his tweets and cries for help. I will be petitioning a judge tomorrow for conservatorship over him so that I can send him to rehab (the hugest rehab ever) and…

Okay, you can be the rom-com star but I want to be the sassy co-worker who gets to eat all the good food and make self-effacing but accurate quips about your relationship.

I know! The only time I ever dressed myself up (besides for things like wedding and interviews) was specifically to meet cute guys in bookstores and it never ever happened. Probably would have worked if I had been looking at an Ayn Rand book but I refused to stoop that low.

I refuse to believe this is true!!! Just kidding, that's really cool and it all stems from jealousy because your friend now has a meet cute story way better than my internet dating one.

That is good advice, thank you for sharing.

People don't meet in bookstores

I lost my pregnancy weight 12 months after the first. 18 months now after the second and I am still stuck at 8-10 pounds and a whole size heavier and I just see the cost being more for staying at this weight because I finally gave in and bought a bunch more clothes so I could be comfortable. I exercise (no trainer,…

I have to admit, going from George Clooney to John Slattery is definitely an upgrade in my opinion.

Rob Delaney, the only reason I have a Costco membership is for the baby wipes. And I don't even have babies anymore.