I was such an asshole as a baby. I would only suck on my mom's left breast in the dark with no other noise and when I got a little bigger I wouldn't hug or kiss anyone other than my parents, I would only stick my hand out to shake theirs. But I was a relatively easy teenager so my mom said it turned out okay.

I definitely don't mind! Will be on the lookout for a chance to post the question!

There's a lot of things I only see people complain about on Jezebel. Still, I love this site.

I've always assumed that almost everyone in an entertainment industry (fashion, music, acting, etc.) would be classified by many as 'difficult' to work with. That's why it's noted when someone is especially nice (like Steve Carrell or Jennifer Aniston or Beyonce). There's just so much money at stake, so much…

4 days a week I make my daughter a relatively simple lunch of mini bagel with hummus, cheese stick, animal crackers and blueberries, but damn if it doesn't make me happy when it's pizza day on the fifth day.

Oh, good idea! Just six more years to go...

I want a Dukakis death penalty question round 2. Governor Romney, if one of your daughters-in-law or granddaughters was pregnant and told that their life was in jeopardy unless they removed the fetus, would you want them to not have a choice in the matter and be made to carry through with the pregnancy regardless of…

Not that I know of. I don't mean to be paranoid but I wouldn't even be surprised if the food lobby was behind some of the green your vaccines movement. It's like, see that shiny thing over there? No need to pay attention to us!

This is just my personal theory, yet to be scientifically proven, but I'm starting to believe that while breast feeding was best for babies for most of history, whenever the government relaxed the standards of food production and inspection in the mid to late 1900's, I think formula became safer. The fact is, unless…

So the one college student they quote is actually featured in the magazine. Seems more like marketing thru a news story than an actual news story.

Suddenly making sugar cookies with sprinkles sounds like a swell idea.

Thank you Ted Danson. I finally understand what the real elder wand story in Harry Potter was all about. J.K. Rowling, you sneaky woman.

I don't watch The Today Show but from what I've read many people thought she wasn't doing a good job. No doubt that someone who works at a company that long deserves a more respectful exit from her current post but I wonder if there's really be that much interest if not for the blind stories about Matt Lauer having…

Yes and yes! Are there really other ways to eat them? I guess if there are, I just don't wanna know.

Now if they could just create a pill that gives you a 10 pounds over your ideal weight smugness and I'd be just fine. Jezebel cured my star smugness so I need something new.

Um, I do that sometimes. I don't finish it but it's kinda awesome.

Why don't they just tell parents of young girls to move them to a northern climate where it doesn't get above 50 degrees & call it a day.

Oh, now, I'm sure they had a woman involved somehow. Like, the ones posing for photos on the site no doubt had tons of input. Tons!

I've heard of a number of people with near death experiences saying how they 'saw the light' and felt very at peace going towards it, making one think the experience could be what happens when people die and go towards heaven. But has there ever been an account of a near death experience when someone felt very very…

I thought focusing on the breathing patterns helped just because it gave me something to focus on and also helped me time the pushing when I was told to. The breathing itself didn't really lessen the actual pain but helped me to feel like I was controlling something at that moment.