NOW SURF ON IT!

She likes it raw.

Did anybody else see the alien making thrusting gestures at us?

Aw, stealth marketing. Cute.

Poor Ferris. The CR-V!? Jeez.

Love the transparency. Kotaku is dope. And yeah, what more do you need from a review system.

BEEN A LONG TIME COMING!

Where's hipster smedium?

BUT CAN YOU GET LAID ON IT?!

I wanna know which platform is most irrelevant?

That's how the rest of the world sees us.. SO BE IT! AMERICCUHHHH FUCK YEAHHHHH!

"we'll treat you as a single user across all our products, which will mean a simpler, more intuitive Google experience." who else read that in a creepy lizard king voice? anyway, i want to see a demon zuckerberg, DO IT!

...OR SUPER VILLAIN?

I was looking at the comments when I said it. Also, shaking my head.

The Death Star.

What is this orchestral we can survive music? I want to hear the drill blasting through rock!!

People care about this?

USB humping dog >>>>>

ha!

Somebody's facepalming HARD right now.