Well, I don't know about enabled, but I took a couple of college courses from a guy who had written material for Cosby back in the early 70s. When it looked like I might try my hand at making it as a comedy writer, my professor only had one word of advice: stay the fuck away from Cosby. This was 1999.

But guess how long it takes to not shave all those areas.

I bet the rats are fun, too.

Agreed! Plus she's pregnant. I feel like messing with pregnant ladies will get you, at the very least, some side eye.

Super excited for all the Cosby defenders who are suddenly lawyers to jump in here with their in-depth knowledge of defamation law.

Seriously, that's incorgible.

There's so much horrible shit here I'm not even sure where to begin, but for now I'll just say, color me incredibly unsurprised that the Greek system thinks it's the REAL victimized party because activities were "suspended" during a period when school was not in session. Who gives a shit about the systematic way rape…

What a beautiful little guy. I hope he ended up okay. Aside from nearsightedness, trouble doing geometry, a weird diaphragm that's led to acid reflux, and a tendency to comment on Jezebel articles when I should be working, I consider myself lucky.

Meh. I expected worse

My daughter's preschool class listed what each child was thankful for. Most kids said mommy/daddy or their house or even the family dog. My kid? She was thankful for jewels. Four years from now, she'll be the kid thankful for dead people.

Are you single and interested in women?

I always tell myself, "self, you can only watch tv if you are folding laundry!" And my self is like, "shut up, we are sitting on the couch and eating cookie dough while binging on Netflix."

I am impatient and like pretty sparkly things.

I beg to differ. Jen's comment was not only necessary but *deeply tasteful*.

It's never come up, but I could never be with someone who didn't love animals or who expected me to give up my pets.

I want to find one, just one positive in this story, so good on the kid who recorded that drunk fucking scumbag. He should go into police work or something. You can hear him forcibly questioning "Brian," without cajoling him, and successfully getting a confession. Good on you kid. A+ job for an amateur.

Had to stop for the same reason. I'm a high school teacher and this is just too horrifying for words.

I just want to give them all hugs.

Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.

Fuck it, indeed! Tune out the lactivists and the guilt. Good luck with the little one and don't let the Breastfeeding struggles ruin the time with your newborn. You don't want your memories of this time to be limited to the pain, anxiety, and guilt.