ok...but the university itself WAS aware and NOW:

*NOW* UVA & Phi Kappa Psi *promise* "their full cooperation?! Only after the glare of the media spotlight has finally shined down on the (alleged) rapists and rape-apologists—and the heinousness of what may have happened? Seriously—and I say this with the utmost venom—SHAME ON YOU ALL. I am actually goosebumped with…

Well, congrats, Thailand! You've officially adopted "dystopian society" as your new look. Shrewd move.

...no wait, seriously though—HUH?!

I thought the same thing—and made a mental note to add some totally indulgent-but-yummy bubble bath/moisturizers to my holiday wish list this year! (a la my 7th grade self, bewitched by the peach-farty scents/colors/displays at the mall's Bath&BodyWorks!)

This might be an incredibly TOO-personal question, but do you always pee that often, or was that an increase due to liquidity of a soup cleanse (& included waters)?

Today's Tweet Beat was on point! I loved the diversity in subject matter & celebs...thanks, Kara! (Love, long long LONG time Jezie reader/lurker)

Usually I'm "NOPE!" about the idea of breaking up with some one over text... but here, I'm just really glad these little gems were preserved for all of posterity to laugh forever at this confirmed bachelor's sheer douchebaggery.

Papa Charlie's? I bet theres a replacement celeb-sammie coming your way soon!

YES, thank you! As the mother of a 3 and a 2 year old, whichever child is in my arms is constantly knocking my sunglasses off my head, punching my neck, pulling down my shirt to expose a boob...I can't even make a graceful entrance into the post office—I can't imagine practically cat-walking a red carpet into a…

Oh, this E! special/commemoration that they're currently airing—it's killing me. The anchors are barely keeping it together, and they're sharing stories of her searing wit, compassion and kindness, and HOLY HELL work ethic! That woman was in the LA studio at 3:30 am during the week, jetting back to NYC (her home) for…

I honestly do not recall shedding actual tears over a celebrity's passing—as much as my heart hurt over losing much-loved actors like PSH or Robin Williams...but I currently have tears streaming down my face?! I respect Joan so much for her take-no-prisoners "OH NO SHE DIDNT!" brand of comedy—cringeworthy or no,…

"Married father of two elected 44th President of the United States!"...I DO think I remember seeing that headline... on FoxNews maybe?

This might be a case of lowered-expectations, but I was relieved (?) to read that the same day the allegations were made, the officer was placed on leave and the investigation (seemingly) proceeded unobstructed, in earnest and to the letter of the law. It's horrific enough that these women were violated in the first…

"As safe as one could expect," they say? Could we get a few more specifics here, maybe—before I go shooting my boobs up with it?!

This is truly the reality show that America deserves...but not the one it needs right now. Or ever, in fact.

First the make-up free ALS challenge?! Then being cool with her ex-husband's new girlfriend? Damn, before long, Gwynie's going to be eating imported vegetables and shopping at the GAP! Laid-back GP is so hot right now.

Something horrible* Joan Rivers says on Fashion Police.

My cousin texted me a couple months ago, "UM SHOWTIME IS RUNNING *CAMP NOWHERE*! Stop what you're doing and go watch!" I have to say—maybe it's the nostalgia?—it held up! Christopher Lloyd is a comic genius in my book...the movie still elicited some solid belly laughs! (But quite a few more constant, self-conscious…

Camp Nowhere changed my life. I went in for the dreamboat Keegan, came out attracted to the smart/sensitive cutie "Mud." {This explains my boyfriend at 14....now my husband! ETA—still the husband, at ripe ol 32.}