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That was actually painful to watch. And when she kept saying, "No, I know...but so, like, how did the train enter the building...?" And Kandi's interview was like, "Porsha! Stop! You DONT know!"

I agree. And this Page Six story about Lindsay is even weirder? (Is that possible? Especially if we're presuming the DWI allegations [drinking while interviewing] are just fabricated...)

EXACTLY! Same old shit, different excuse. Awww...POOR LINDS (In Retrospect): She was led astray by a bad crowd in Hollywood, without her mother's nurting guidance (per interview on Ellen. Yea, Ok.) She can't go to regular AA meetings or normal "getting sober" activities because of the Paparazzi. : ( Her sex list…

And from all those "heart wrenching" dramatic displays, I'd venture that not enough real, water-based tear drops could be collected to fill even an A-cup saline implant. The face screws up, the mouth puckers, the dabbing of the eyes (yet so rarely does the mascara/eyeliner get displaced?), & then physical surrender…

Yea, and I think there is also some privilege snark (Note: "the kid has been playing golf at his parents' country club since he was 18 months old—but he's still not that good!" OH, BURN!)

Why do we know these things about the Weir & Voronov split/accusations of sexual infidelity and domestic abuse/vacations rudely cancelled at the last minute/threats of releasing nude pictures/custodial disputes over dogs and Faberge eggs/charges of vandalized and stolen Hermes and Chanel…

I also imagine that these teens are too young to remember that 9/11 was an actual, horrific event that traumatized a nation. Not just that "one day in kindergarten? I remember...they made us all go to the gym...and we watched movies on a projector screen! And our parents came to pick us up right after they dropped us…

I also imagine that these teens are too young to remember that 9/11 was an actual, horrific event that traumatized a nation. Not just that "one day in kindergarten? I remember...they made us all go to the gym...and we watched movies on a projector screen! And our parents came to pick us up right after they dropped us…

I imagine eating unicorn does wonderful things for your hair coloring...Nicki Minaj would be uber jealous. Ham from acorn-fed pigs wouldn't be nearly as exciting, I'd imagine. Probably best to save your pennies.:)

YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH HPV?! Yea, you know me!

I think she looks beautiful...I saw her in the RomCom "Enough Said" with James Gandolfini {tear} and I couldn't get over how great JLD and Catherine Keener looked. Not pinched, plasticized, desperate battling maturation...they looked glowing, honestly!

ok, yea, sure! I'll give her that! Or pot + bath salts. Or pot + mental illness. Or pot + invasion of the body snatchers.

yea...I'm preeetttyy sure *pot* wouldn't "inspire" you to show up to court (of all places) looking like this...notice the one long fingernail?! The WTF icing on the cake.

I just got a chocolate bunny the size of my forearm in my Easter basket. I was still hacking away at that thing come July 4th—and my faith in the Easter bunny, Disney, my parents, and humanity continued on uninterrupted (and affordably). Something to consider...

"A psychic told them the doll was possessed by the spirit of a girl named Annabelle, who had died at the location where their apartment complex has been built. But the girls' friend Lou thought there was something MORE sinister about Annabelle, and told his friends to get rid of it."

How she treated Leah Remini made me really, really mad. And this coming from some one who actually used to purchase (as opposed to borrow! Read in blog-form!) her books. Kirstie, I'd like to wish you well...but you turned your back on a "best friend" when she went on in a major transitional period in her life.

gotta go with the above commenters...Kate Hudson DOES seem to fit: one child, she and Owen coupled up on "You, Me, & Dupree," and she's very much a pothead/into that psychic/crystal/energy-reading stuff. She grew up in Aspen with a good buddy of mine—apparently she was a cool teenager (Goldie really raised her…

I think what AFM (and what I noticed) in your—and other similar—posts was your phrasing "so it doesn't really sit well with me that someone would spend that much on a hair cut in that situation." I understand that you're torn (*she deserves to splurge! But that's an expensive haircut...then again, I might spend that…