“Claire, did you bring your kneepads?”

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job.

FTFY

I assume the protagonist just prays for the murderer to reveal himself and then when he does you don’t lock him up because he said Jesus already forgave him.

Make a note, anti-Spanish people: The US has no official language. It’s a fact. Also, if you have a problem with people speaking Spanish, you should probably leave California, and maybe just go ahead and leave the US altogether. Lots and lots of people speak Spanish here, probably because a huge portion of this…

yeah, beauty is beside the point. Fucking someone who isn’t your wife is the point.

It’s never about beauty. Never. Nobody cheats just because someone’s attractive.

So you’re saying... beauty is subjective? And that... people are unfaithful for reasons that have nothing to do with your or the other party’s level of attractiveness? Like perhaps cheating is a manifestation of their control issues and underlying self-loathing (or straight up sociopathy)? WELL I NEVER!

Here’s the thing: even if you hire what you think is an unattractive person to be your nanny, if your husband is a cheating dog then they might cheat with the nanny anyway. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Pictured: white people

That Brooke Hogan smells like balogna is something I not only believe, it is now the hill I will lie down and die on if called upon to do so.

I can no longer tolerate the besmirching of Fran Fine’s reputation. Mr. Sheffield was VERY single and it is incredible he resisted the dulcet tones of Flushing’s Songbird for that many seasons.

Maybe we could not drag whether or not they’re autistic into the overall assessment of their douchery. Being autistic isn’t really synonymous with being an asshole the same way being OCD isn’t synonymous with liking your things organized.

Is an autistic prick worse than a normal prick? Or is it the other way round?

Autism as an insult. How awesome of you.

I like to say, get back to me when only twenty thousand babies are born, and half don’t make it adulthood.

It is possible for one party to be in love with the other party yet the second party is unaware of the first party’s affections as they are “just friends”.

I am a special ed teacher, but I am a resource specialist. I have the highest respect for people who work in those settings, especially instructional aides. My experience as a parent is also significantly less challenging than what the families of your students were experiencing, and it has gotten way easier as he has…

Feel that I should point out that people who don’t want to adopt because the child may have special needs should be aware that you can have a biological child with special needs as well.