I’m sorry if it hurt or offended you.

I recently broke up with my partner of 5+ years after coming to the realization (or, as I also look at it, finally accepting) that I am gay.

I am now living back at my mothers house, which while isn’t ideal in the grand life plan, did come at a good time during a pandemic where I find myself privileged to have a secure…

I have a rule for myself that helps with this feeling: any money I put toward content or creators that are problematic, I give an equal amount to a charity that combats the specific issue at hand. For example, I play a stupid Harry Potter game on my phone and occasionally spend $15 on an upgrade, so I donate $15 to…

PSA: Weaver does not name the mattress brand in the US Weekly piece. Continue to go about your bleak and bleary-eyed business, fellow insomniacs.

Pics of kids looking at their brand new baby siblings with awe and wonder is one of my favorite things. Titan looks so darn thrilled. It’s just lovely.

She replied to one of my posts on Instagram tagging her and my 70s kid dreams came true!

If biden turned out to be an avaricious, soulless corporate slut, poised to sell America, I’d still appreciate him for reminding us what love and loyalty can look like. He won my heart forever when he defended Messy Hunter to That Trump Bitch. I’ve got a tragic trajectory, too. It hurts to watch them live it, but this…

Maybe she can score a Depends deal. Alec ain’t getting any younger.

What’s Spanish for “big steaming pile of shit,” again?

The process of removal is long and painful.

This place has so gone to shit, I can’t believe it’s the same site I read with Dodai, Lindy, Erin Gloria, etc. back in the day. Every writer now has to have the worst take, the edgy, bitchy take, the contrarian-14-year-old take. Between that and graying anyone who looks at them sideways, I’m just about done with this…

Same. I hated everyone on that show except for Karen. And Jack was funny sometimes. Will and Grace were the worst. 

Has everyone forgotten (or even known about) Boston Legal?

Nothing says sincere like a message in the Notes app.

Ha! This is awesome. It’s fun watching my twins communicate without even talking. 

We all understand how it works. Rich\famous\powerful have the access to resourses us plebs don’t get. But you fuckers can’t even scrape up the basic decency to not rub your exalted positions in our faces during a worldwide health crisis. You’re lives are oh-so-fabulous and during normal times we could roll our eyes…

It’s not throwing money away if it works for you.  

I’ve never heard a bad word about Dolly Parton. She’s delightful to lowly techs at radio stations in cities where she’s giving concerts, according to one former lowly tech of my acquaintance, she gives books to children, she is down to earth and funny all of the time, and she supports good causes just because they’re…

When I was 9 years old, I decided that I wanted to be the alien queen from ‘Aliens’ (Don’t ask me how a nine-year-old managed to see aliens when it came out, I literally don’t remember the circumstances. Although I do remember that I distinctly had the goal of watching it out of spite, because I was so angry that it…

When I was 5, my sister told me asparagus weren’t real, and were just a lie invented by my parents. I believed her for 5 years for some reason, but probably because healthy food was gross to me back then due to being 5 and “better” food (i.e. junk food) existing. Why my parents would lie about a food’s existence is…