Holed up in the new campaign headquarters, Donald Trump could not be reached for comment.

OK, so HRC had improperly marked emails on a server that was not the official State Department server, and people are all up in arms that maybe some classified information maybe COULD HAVE BEEN compromised (let’s pay no attention to the fact that the actual government servers on which her emails would normally be WERE…

I was totally flat chested until about 20 when I quit sports and discovered beer. Got boobs within about 6 months, went from an A to C. Maybe Taylor discovered the boob enhancing properties of Old Milwaukee, too (don't judge, I was poor and new to alcohol).

Don’t worry, there are many commodities which are traded:

My Mother bought Tang:

My auntie made diabetic brownies which uses that artificial sugar you don’t want to eat too much of because it gives you diarrhea and gad something bad. She leaves them out and comes back later to see half the pan was gone. Turns out her husband ate half of the pan by himself. He’s driving down the road when the need…

speaking of Olympics, this is cute

Flawleth? I don’t think tho! ;)

Girl, read the book by Rebecca Skloots. It will change your life.

Yeah, like I said I’m probably not going to be all that coherent today, but I can’t put the tablet down. I need stars and replies to my gifs and comments to validate my existance!

Oh Adrienne Curry is out attention whoring again, I wonder what her new project is

Besides Martha Stewart taught me to sew different coloured ribbon loops to the corners of my pristine white towels so my guests won’t mix them up at my beach house. Good things.

Now I like that bag even better, and I already liked it.

those pants are a goddamn nightmare.

Y’all, go make a will. Now. Even if your assets are minimal or just bunch of books and shoes. In many states you just need to write it on your own and simply take it to a bank to have it notarized for free. You will save your loved ones, friends or family, lots of headaches.

IT’S PAYBACK TIME, BRITAIN

The first one barely has a plot and the world’s worst performance by an actress cast exclusively b/c her dad ran the studio (you can’t pull those kinds of strings and suck that badly). It’s also a lot of fun. Plus, it has Matthew McConaughey in a ridiculous amount of self-tanner and blakc leather. It’s not great…

I LOVED THE GAME SHOW SPOOF

When I came out to my folks, my dad said to me a few months later that he didn’t know if he would be able to call me tony since I had been [oldname] for so long and so I told him that he could just call me kiddo instead. Which lasted for probably 6 years. He was also amazing at speaking sentences without pronouns -…

I went to Gettysburg when I was a 13 y/o girl with no particular interest in Gettysburg, but you can just feel the death and history there.