I am so sorry for your childhood. Being an orphan or having a dead parent is a common trope in J and YA lit. And it’s a common fantasy. But in your case - hugs.

Tacky leopard print mask. All my best friends are wearing snow leopard print masks. Plebe.

Those who say the US is the “best country in the world!!” can go fuck themselves. Until we care for our citizens (let’s put aside the non-citizens among us for now) from cradle to grave, we suck. The best citizenry is one that is healthy and educated, full stop. It will lead to prodictivity and advancement and…

Flat ass!

I have a coworker (in her 60s) who take pictures of her and her boyfriends feet regularly. It’s her “thing.” For Christmas she gave him a photo book of their feet at various places. I just ... don’t get it. Yeah, he’s in sneakers and you’re in Keens. (Ok, I have a BIL who loves him some shoes, and he and a soprano he…

When I hear the word “daddy,” I think of the original BBC House of Cards, where the reporter gets into a relationship with Francis and calls him daddy. Creepy as hell! Especially as she says it falling to her death.

Yeah, he doesn’t look it, but then he whispers that his name is Bradicus and it’s game over for you.

Debicki was in The Night Manager and was pretty great. Clearly judging by the picture above, she’s got Diana’s head tilt down. Now she just needs to get her bangs lower on her eyes so she can hide behind them.

If you click on the Judge’s whole picture, her phone is on the table and apparently on the phone is the selfie of Chrissy in a bath towel holding her (Chrissy’s) own boobs. Chrissy says someone sent it to her.

So I clicked thru to the Smith family in KY (JUSTICE FOR BREONNA!) and the only thing I got was “my gods, how tiny is Jada Pinkett Smith!” Or, alternatively, what giants hath she wrought?

My dad died in 1978, when I was 11, so I don’t have a lot of memories of us doing things together (I was fourth of four kids, the surprise.) He called me Mouse. But one of my favorites was this: dip. He took his coffee with sugar and Cremora. Then he would butter plain old white bread and dip it in. I would sit on his…

Gods, I really do dislike Gwyneth Paltrow!

Child seats were so the child could see out the window and not have to sit on someone’s lap. After I grew out of mine, our dachshund would sit in it, queen of the car. She loved car rides, though we both were terrified of the car wash that my mom though we would enjoy.

This is great! I think it’s important to note that while getting #BunkerBitch out of office is imporant, local politics more greatly will influence your life. City councils, school boards, county governments, etc. have a huge impact on on the day-to-day living.

If Tucker is down your pipes, wipe your ass with seersucker. He loves that shit!

Lemme have a go at them chairs! An attractive, yet COVID-friendly semi-circle. I’m on it! Ivanka doesn’t have all the “good” ideas.

Just trying to push this comment higher. ^^^^_o,0_^^^^
#FireThemAll

I could never water ski. I probably didn’t try hard enough after my sister gave herself an enema attempting to water ski. Missouri’s Table Rock Lake was never the same after that day.

Can all the “photos” in DB be paint pictures??

Does a therapist count? “Just because she’s your mother doesn’t mean you have to love her.”