And look at their careers since X-Files. She has repeatedly done amazing work. Him? It may be good, but I wouldn’t put it near the quality of hers.

“Tucker Carlson, someone’s future dad.”

The word you seek is “backpfeifengesicht.” German for essentially, a face in need of a fist. And he’s got it, baaaaaaad.

OMG, Jan 12 is my birthday!! IT’S A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR MEEEEE!!

Is Rick Santorum now running security for the Kardashians?

9-10 yo me would have worn the crap out of this in 1977. Actually, I did have a brown corduroy skirt and non-button vest combo that I *did* wear about three times in one week in 1978. It was new and my mom was preoccupied dealing with my dad’s impending death.

Now available for $2.99 at your local Goodwill Industries Store!

I’ll take a toothbrush over a goddamned pencil.

Well, it’s worth multiples of $4, so yeah. I loved that book.

Well, it’s worth multiples of $4, so yeah. I loved that book.

Code Name Verity (by Elizabeth Wein) is worth $100! so snatch it for $4, and then search out Rose Under Fire.

Code Name Verity (by Elizabeth Wein) is worth $100! so snatch it for $4, and then search out Rose Under Fire.

How about a merely masturbating monkey?

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!

Did you see her hem? Six inches deep in mud!

Back in the early 80s I was the first of my family to have to take the bus to high school (we had moved.) I was told what intersection of streets to pick up the bus. I go there and stand with the group of kids I see, which was a lot, like hundreds (maybe 15.) We all board the bus in a flurry and after we are all…

Re. Taylor: FREE THE BELLYBUTTON!

It looks to me like she scrunched up the hips of her bottom. Slut.

A law was made a distant moon ago here
You must forgo all speech of Camelot
Except for rave reviews
or other such purviews
For it’s a No if parents gossip A-bout Cam-o-lot.

I thought it was a Car-X.

Penn Station sucks. Wanna know why? I could go in to Jimmy John’s and by the time I finish paying, my crappy sandwich is ready and being thrown at me, and I could walk away. Penn Station, I go in and am greeted, probably by the franchise owner, and I say “I just want a 6” sandwich.” But then see the picture of the…

Hire this manny?