I'm so glad for you. Stay safe!

I'm a lurker on here and rarely post. I just wanted to say that sometimes, reading this on Saturday nights helps me feel less alone. Thanks internet people I'll never meet in real life!

In real life, I don't even think I know any ADULT who is the first definition of curvy! I know lots of women with curves, but none of them have "large" butts or breasts and are what I would consider "skinny" (anyone a size 10 or under is skinny to me!). So I know what you mean! I'm curvy in all the right places and…

I'm so so sorry. Virtual pats on the back b/c I've got a cold and don't want you to catch it! Contact RAINN online help center if you find yourself in crisis. They were helpful for me.

double strength cranberry pills, heat pack, drink all the water in the world. Sorry for your pain!

When Jon Voight talks abt AJ, I always get the same creepy feeling I used to get when my dad or aunt tried to act like they 1. Knew anything abt me as a person and 2. Weren't just spouting some nonsense to get some attention thrown their way at family gatherings. This post probably only makes sense to me because I'm…

It's not like I know Salma Hayek in real life, but she irks me in every interview. She's obnoxious and says dumb stuff all the time. And yes, I know she's "smart," but every time she thinks really hard it seems like poo comes out of her mouth.

shark farts. I actually forgot it was Thursday and missed it. Apparently you all filled me in that Liv has goddess lady bits! Mellie owns it and Quinn has stopped sucking. Thanks peeps.

Everyone seems so outraged that this mother would allow a child molester back into her children's lives. Of course she did. Of course so many mothers do. Don't ask me to explain why because it makes no sense, but so many have a "mommy" who didn't believe. So many times, I can't decide who is more evil - the…

Honestly, I don't know the show, and I sort of thought the girl getting the ultrasound was 11-12. She just looks really young.

It could be argued that reading and commenting on Jezebel is "slactivism" too. And writing for Jezebel just might be "profiteering." As far as I'm concerned, of course. And now I'll give myself a round of applause.

Yeah! Fuck a capitalist endeavor with a positive message! Fuck attracting an audience for serious issues with shocking uses of the word Fuck! All feminism must be serious and have the melancholic strains of Sarah McLachlan playing in the background. FUCK!

Poop?

I just don't get how so many people fall for this! A few women I know are exactly like this about hubbies and clothes....it's super creepy.

I read it as an idea. When I was pregnant, it was an it. I didn't really feel like it was going to become a person; it was the idea - motherhood, baby, future, rightness. For me, I thought it was pretty spot-on. Maybe because I felt the same way when I was pregnant (and it was on purpose). I wasn't ready - I…

actually, I'm shocked that none of the sanctimommies I know haven't done this already. You know they would've told everyone if they did.

hate to admit it, but I just snorted. Like a middle-school aged boy in the back of class.

C Pike was my favorite! Oh, I want to go and read them all right now. Thanks for this list!

Having kids won't ruin a marriage. Weaknesses in character and partnership come out when you have kids. Then - pull your shit together and set priorities (self/partner) or be like pretty much 75% of the couples I know with kids who basically hate each other or ignore each other. And - the snipping - don't they…

it's raining on my face.