He needs to do the Butter Battle Book next. It seems right up his alley.

So, basically, we need to convince the Hemsworth brothers to hook up with the Hiddleston sisters, for the sake of the next generation.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, this whole article could be summarised with "Dogs are cute! Particularly when combined with Comic Sans! But make sure you're capable of taking care of it properly before you get one!"

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

This is Merida in the same way my glasses make me Clark Kent.

The outlier ethnic faces/faces of color and the more uglier villainesses are pretty easy to identify, but the rest of the caucasian Disney Princesses... All look the same to me, not even gonna try to guess

Uh pigeon isn't junk, it's actually pretty damn tasty. I mean of course you don't want to be eating the disease ridden ones you get in cities. But the species is generally good to eat.

Well, I think it's weird that they know each other way back then, before they go on this big journey and expand their horizons and maybe meet people OUTSIDE their immediate narrow circles. Because when we think heroes and villains, we really don't expect them to run into each other as civilians out on the street. …

My internal organs are screaming at the fact that the lines don't meet up perfectly.

I'm mostly annoyed that the stripes don't line up in the front. IT BURNS!

One that I've always found interesting is the Tsukumogami, or "tool-spirit". An inanimate object that has reached 100 years of age can come to life. A popular example is the Kasa-Obake, or umbrella goblin:

Now hold up, HOLD up. If Gashadokuro's made of the bones of starved bros then what's he doing adding MY bones to his situation when he eats me? I didn't die of no starvation, I was damn eaten by Gashadokuro.

Hidden Leaf Village, Also, Disneyland.

YYEEEAAAHHHHH