I’d eat this shit up at my imaginary future wedding.

I got excited when they sang that they met at my alma mater, and then immediately after was disappointed to learn they’re republicans.

I don't watch this show but isn't this kind of a heinous, stressful situation to put children and adolescents into?

I have a child. I’m still 100% committed to my dogs. If they needed to be destroyed because they were psychologically damaged, I would not drop them off at a shelter. I would have the maturity and courage to hold them while they were put to sleep.

Exact same with Portuguese and Polish housemates! Crazy Europeans.

The dog was biting people. Frankly they waited too *long*. Being sued was absolutely a possibility at any time, and it’s just irresponsible to keep bringing a dog out in public that you KNOW is going to try and bite people and attack other dogs.

So wait... are you advocating researching and informing yourself before jumping to conclusions and working up outrage? That is just crazy alconleigh!

What’s the etiquette here? If I talk about the 1976 gold medal winner, do I still say Bruce or what?

And my mom has a bush, clearly behind on the times. I wouldn’t ask her shit.

They should learn to pick themselves up by their bootstraps and not be such freeloaders expecting others to save them.

Improper and unhealthy hygiene are not “hashtag pussy power.” If anything is, it’d be learning to properly care for your female genitalia. Soap should never be used on your mucous membranes. Never. This means, you do not use soap of any kind on the inside of your labia majora or anywhere internal to that. Ever. That…

Don’t even use soap down there. It’s self cleaning. You don’t need to soap your vagina. Rinse your vulva well with water and fingers in the shower, being careful to thoroughly rinse inside all vulva folds, and pat it dry. If you like, blow dry it on a cool setting. You don’t even need to dry it, to be honest (I just…

Yes, semantics do matter so you might not want to speak monolithically about white people and their “tendencies”. I agree that this Roof bitch is totally out of line, but in your rage and disgust you have to listen to what you’re saying, too.

Your daily belly laugh...

I’ve come to believe that one of the worst things you can do is let your child know you have money. It turns them into lazy, selfish and elitist little darlings who think daddy’s credit card can solve every problem.

I saw the picture and thought, “Omg, Bernie Madoff looks JUST like Richard Dreyfuss!”

Don’t over think it. Literally just get a roll and play around until it looks the way you want.

Unpopular opinion: I like both of them and I like them together and I hope this isn’t true.

The article glosses over it, but I would argue one of the biggest victims here is Ruth. Catfishing sucks, there is no doubt - but Ruth has had someone seriously stalking her life and endangering her - imagine if a jilted boyfriend managed to track down Ruth thinking she was Leah, and got violent!

Hahaha.