This dress is just so unflattering on a lot of levels. It makes her look like 100x bigger than her normal size.

"Tables are for glasses...not...asses!" I died.

My favorite is when the kid asks for gum. Kids are so honest before they understand consequences.

She killed someone and got convicted? Somehow I am giving Florida an A+ on this one.

I love 0:54 when the son tries to imitate the gravely voice while saying "please".

If I wasn't already married to the most hilariously annoying man in the world, I would be so jealous that these kids have this guy for a dad.

I'm cool with her selling the tickets. Personally I think that was a really light punishment and it should have been worse, and I say that as someone who regularly ran off like a trollop to a guy's house to dry hump and make out.

Idea: excellent

That's what I'm wondering. Did this "woman" (I use that term loosely 'cuz she seems more like an animal) actually think we were going to be on her side? That it is OK to destroy other people's stuff because she's young and rich? I'm thinking she missed the memo on Jez.

Team Landlord.

Minor damages: the cat scratching up a corner of the baseboard.

"We're in our 20's and we somehow have a ton of money, she should have known we would be dicks. OBVS!"

The people at Disney are basically Nazis.

I'm pretty sure that Walt Disney measured a 5.6 on the Hitler scale.

I missed that day too, so I've been playing catch up on YouTube.

Completely true, which is a bummer because I feel like I missed the day in middle school when everyone learned to style their hair.

I hope you're not implying that whoever came up with "R-Patz" doesn't deserve to be strangled.

They are all adorable. I am really glad I don't have to be around them at all.

If it helps, I think you made the right call. Long-distance flirtation guys do not want a commitment, or even a monogamous involvement. Soothing sounds and so on.

I think this show might be one of the biggest let downs of my TV watching history. Excellent pilot, solid first season and then plummeting downward in quality. This and Heroes should have ended after 1 season. Oh wait, Downton Abbey too.

Ugh. Realizing that the person you love does not love you back is such a horrible feeling. And the moment your realize it - often before s/he has come out and said it - is such a horrible state of panic because you suddenly KNOW the breakup is coming. It's like a split second that you can feel it and then you are just…