Excellent, for now I can feel like the government isn’t saying “You should’ve just let that testicular cancer fucking kill, leaving your child fatherless and your wife a widow.”. For now....

Isn’t that how it started actually...?

The closest I get like this with my kid are:
Plant vs Zombies = Zombies (“Hey daddy, can I watch you play zombies!” *points to my phone as anyone near buy looks at me like I’m some sort of monster who lets my kids play/see horror games*)
Mario Kart 64 = Nintendo 64! (I pointed it out on the WiiU splash welcome screen…

I seem to remember even X-box being used as a catchall term.

I love how his wife just literally slides in to snatch the children back.

I don’t know. I found them sort of forgettable

With out insurance, the MRI/CAT scans I have to get every year for the next few years because I was stupid enough to get testicular cancer would cost me about 13-16 iPhones each. I have to do this for the next 4 years in order make sure it doesn’t come back. And that’s just my scan appointments. This doesn’t include…

Gameboy/SNES-elementary

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought about Riri Williams

Worse yet, what if she had taken off her shoes so she could sit like that? Leaving her probably smelly pumps somewhere while she crouches with her feet buried in the cushions... yuck.
Hell, I don’t even sit like that in my own damn house.

“And what happened is we had the largest gathering of men and women to date in the Oval Office for a picture”

I know right!? Whats’ funny is I had never really noticed it was there until I used that picture as part of an art project in college some 10 or so years later.

Thanks! I found the picture too if you’re curious. It’s in a reply because I couldn’t figure out how to edit my original post. Stupid Kinja...

Agreed. I even feel bad when I have to stay a half an hour to an hour late at work and miss time with my boy. Can’t imagine putting in the kind of time developers do.

Found the picture!

This reminds me of IBM Family Night back in the early 90's when my mom was working there. We got to tour the facility and look at all sorts of stuff that, being 5 or so at the time, had no idea what it was. One of my biggest memories from it though is getting to mess with what I later found out was a Scanning…

Ok...I’ve seen this meme a couple of times. Where did it come from? Or at the very least, what is is “officially” called so I can google it my self.

EDIT:
Nevermind, found it.http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shooting-stars

Oh my word...there’s a jingle and everything!

Wait? So Hasbro did show things off for Yokai Watch at Toyfair? I was hoping to show some of the upcoming stuff to my son who loves the show but it looked like there was no Yokai Watch presence at all from my searches. I was starting to think the series was canceled and was wondering how I was going to tell my child…