I’m sorry- Sara Lee’s parent company is Bimbo Bakeries?, I feel like if the writers had that knowledge the sketch would be even better.

“Nelson, who is now a graduate student in linguistics studying online harassment”

“Self-partnered” stinks of Trying Too Hard. I don’t see anything wrong with “single” as a descriptor. The question is always a variation of “Are you coupled?” so the answer will necessarily be couple-centric. Single is simple and accurate, and I haven’t seen a variation that isn’t twice as much effort to say the exact…

BA has one of the best YouTube channels. I started with just Gourmet Makes, but I’ve branched out as I’ve become familiar with the other staffers. But I have no desire to cook anything they’ve tested or showcased. Usually it’s a bit extra for me, but now I totally understand why people watch the Food Network even if…

I adore Claire and Gourmet Makes. The things that make the BA videos so wonderful for me are:

BOBBY!

Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

Rugby league players for their thighs (their faces suffer somewhat due to the nature of the game)

9000.

I love that he mistook all us drunk neighbors for paparazzi. We hung out outside the wedding hoping to hear Adele sing while drinking champagne from plastic cups. The security guards were all from NYC and were sweet as they could be.

I’m betting The Rock.

“I found out when I got there, and there were paparazzi everywhere. I was thinking, ‘There’s more to this than meets the eye.’”

Bobby Flay is looking for love. [People]

Since distinctions do matter, Armenian Apostolic is neither Orthodox nor Catholic. It is its own thing, and has always been. There are similarities of course, much as Lutherans are similar to Episcopalians, but they are still definitively different churches.

Ah, yes, Picasso, who is most famous for strictly adhering to the standards of conventional beauty, a very good artist to be nicknamed after when you are in the business of splicing bits of face together for purely aesthetic purposes! Sign me up!

It seems worth mentioning that the GB vs DET hail mary highlight the NFL loves to show as an example of their fine drama was also the result of a phantom hands to the face call on the previous play.

As a Lions fan you can only see this shit play out so many times before you start to question why you bother to watch NFL…

Like it’s any contest: