As CIA Director, he deliberately prevented the resolution of the Iranian hostage crisis until after his and Reagan’s victory and Carter’s defeat, keeping Americans in Hell for a year for political gain.

I am *slightly* embarrassed to admit that I’ve been listening to a lot of Shawn Mendes’ music lately. I’m 37, so practically an old, but I really do enjoy his music.

Jameela is correct, your liver is your detox.

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He’s especially good at the following commands:

Wait. Is that Zac Efron? Or some random dude named Zace Fron because that does not look like Zac Efron, in my understanding of Zac Efron.

Fuck I love Diana Rigg.

I ship MBJ and Lupita Nyong’o so hard.

They don’t have wolverines in Australia. Willing to bet a whole lot of Americans similarly think a Tasmanian devil is just a silly cartoon character.

Let’s hope that the story they had for Toy Story 4 was so good, it was worth kicking aside the most perfect ending to a trilogy ever.

I can’t stand Nicki.

Counter counterpoint! He had a motive and he killed them all!

Yeah it’s not the “home” part of this that is horrifying. It’s the “alone” bit and the prohibiting of any other options or interventions. 

I wish that my three children didn’t require surgical intervention to enter the world. The havoc those C sections have wreaked on my back and abs can’t be overstated.

My head is exploding that we have to explain this. 

Oh.

I see we’ve all decided to forget how creepy Pete Davidson was to Ariana Grande and all the *insert Whoopi “You in danger, girl” gif here* moments, in favor of yet again blaming Ariana Grande for not being nicer to her troubled ex. Interesting.

I’m team They Both Need to Sit Down, Shut Up and Think Long and Hard About Their Current Life Choices Before Going on TV/Instagram/Twitter and Being Messy as Fuck.

The older 4 kids are all 1-2 years apart; this one is significantly farther apart in age then them.