Yeah. My favorite scene from Disney World is the sight of a hundred families simultaneously napping at the Hall of Presidents around 1pm every day.

Disneyland or Disneyworld? I have been to both, and Orlando is about 1000 times better for everything, including the non-park stuff.

Yeah. I forgot to mention in a comment above, one of the priority things you should do when going with kids is schedule a mid-day nap. Like, plan to leave the park after lunch when it’s hot as shit, lay down for a while, swim, whatever, then go back in the evening, ride some more rides, maybe see the fireworks.

We have been in April and at Halloween. I think October was even less busy than April, except for Mickey’s Halloween Party. That was a freaking zoo, but it was pretty awesome. Nothing like seeing everyone in a costume at the park.

I always suspected she was terrible because Jon was such a passive-aggressive purposefully useless man-baby. Being married to him was like being the single parent of 9 children....one of whom was a sulky, lazy middle school brat. Most people don’t enjoy being a nagging bitch, but that’s what their selfish partner…

Gah. That’s awful. Honestly, the kids being miserably sick is one of the most stressful things for me as a parent. The waiting for the next wave of vomit to arrive (at 4am). The absolute inability to do much to make them feel better at that moment. Not wanting to catch it myself and become part of the problem.

Your fridge list is so far off. Ketchup has to be number one. Because you never throw it out until there is a new bottle. Because there is always the hope that one good shake will provide whatever amount you need.

Honestly I’m just surprised that this is a real, actual relationship. Or at least that’s the very real passive aggression that exists between lovers.

A little bit, I think, and trying to cover it with the classic, “No, it’s just a bit of eye booger,” move. I feel bad for her.

To be viewed to the tune of “Nothing Else Matters.”

I hope GSW goes 80–2 in the regular season, but then loses to Cleveland in the finals.

I enjoyed this💯

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

It’s opposite writing. Great writing tells you what happens and lets you infer how people feel. These examples tell you exactly how you should feel and forces you to guess what happened. The writers know they’re only supposed to do one of the two things but they keep guessing incorrectly.

pretty darn close

More like Game of Threads!

I am a Detroit Lions fan, and I know for a fact that the Lions will never win a Super Bowl ever. If every team in the NFL but the Lions had a Super Bowl title, I'd still pick the Lions to finish last. I'm a fan of the worst team in North American sports. Lions have won 1 fucking playoff game in 58 years. That's less…

At what point is it not OK to have a roommate? My friend is 35, has a respectable income and a fairly reasonable mortgage with no bills besides utilities and student loans, yet his brother and another friend live with him. I say it’s ridiculous (and his previous girlfriend agrees with me since she just broke up with…

and Asshat by the Shadow