Or even just naming this one Oscar Meyer Bieber. C’mon!

I cried during Coco, wept during Inside Out, and sobbed uncontrollably during Toy Story 3.

I read a thing yesterday. It’s the dad that’s dead.

I don’t understand the belt of extra lights around the middle of it tho.

Miss Vietnam is Queen of Carbs, and I love it.

These are my exact thoughts. Toy Story 3 was perfect.

I had issues distinguishing between Dermot Mulroney and Rupert Everett, which made My Best Friend’s Wedding very confusing.

Is her mom a Scientologist too?

He’s a tequila salesman! This is a very good thing to know about him!

I just bought a 12 pack of Kroger grapefruit today because it was so much cheaper than the 8 pack of LaCroix. I did it with sadness in my heart though because the LaCroix is way better.

I need to experiment with this thing. Do you just mix the LaCroix with premade cold brew or do you make the cold brew with the LaCroix?

My favorite part of her Hot Ones interview was said she that when someone asked her how hard she and John “went at it” after he EGOTted, she replied, “Not hard.”

The floor at the Obamas’ reception looks like it was designed to make your drunk uncle barf during the Chicken Dance.

wut

What material is Lea Michelle’s dress made of? It looks suspiciously like oilcloth or some kind of laminated... something. Am confused.

I also had to read this sentence twice.

I thoroughly enjoyed MMM, but I also love Amy Sherman-Palladino’s writing. If you aren’t into that quick bantering wordplay, you won’t like it. 

Why are you dashing my dreams of there being a lifestyle that is only fancy clothes and ice cream?

I am just trying to imagine the lifestyle that includes getting that dolled up and then going out of the house for ice cream.

If she isn’t played by Sutton Foster, I’m out.