I laugh like an idiot every time I watch the Jewish Dracula bit. Never gets old.

I bet his diamond shoes are too tight too. I love this show, and I like Freeman in almost everything he’s been in. But I’m beginning to worry he’s a bit of a shit.

Came to the comments for this. Now I need to re-watch The Wire.

I have a zookeeper friend who refers to them as “land piranhas.”

Okay, so a lot of my friends applied (and went through interviews) to be on this show, so I am so excited to see who they did choose. I was going to apply (professional crafter here), but I chickened out.

I was just coming down here to say the exact same thing. Are her feet glued to the set?

Confession time: I’ve never had a Girl Scout cookie.

I need this to be good so badly. I love this book, and I have always thought it would be amazing on screen, and the 60s version just did. not. cut. it. Having Michael B Jordan attached makes me so hopeful!

My dad’s favorite term for it is “densely populated.”

This article is quasi-hostile, but I think Ryan is in on the joke.

This is my new favorite gif.

Good.

I hurt so much for this man and his daughters. The daughter quietly begging him to stop just breaks me.

Flames. Flames. On the sides of my face.

Also known as the Robert Durst defense.

Y’all. The ones from the dollar store work just fine.

I love this song, so I am looking forward to this performance.

Not, Steve Carell. I will be CRUSHED if Steve Carell is a dirtbag.