The tone of this article leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Jokes about Kardashians? Pissing contests? “We are all this sad lost polar bear?” (“We are all...” is usually reserved for innocuous and comical images.) Look, maybe you’re trying to find some black humour in a depressing situation, but I think you’ve missed…

I have a hard time looking at any of these images (like the other Polar bears). How can anyone say that there is nothing wrong with our world.

I have seen this elsewhere. They are definitely pushing this narrative, and it doesn’t make a lick of sense. For those who are having trouble leaving any industry, may I suggest trying one of the following:

They are passionate but not about abortion, it’s all about money. Abortion is just the whip they use to get their sheep back in line and purchasing their bullshit.

The dude is a monster.  That being said, if I were hell-bent on some extreme social engineering, I’d do 90%.  Daddy likes him some breathing room.

I would like to say for the record that I did not finish the movie, as you may have noticed, but i have been informed that Thanos does succeed, and all I have to say is that I STAN A KING WHO STICKS TO HIS FREAKIN WORD.

“When Johnson has reached her limit—when she sees the fetus trying to outrun an abortion—she seeks out the organization behind the protesters.”

he claimed 94 clinic workers had, after watching the movie, reached out asking for help leaving the industry

What!??!!

My husband has a BEARD. It is a thing of beauty - he’s indian, so it’s bountiful anyway, but he’s also blessed with a near perfect..outline...? Is that the word? It’s very neatly beard-shaped is what I mean. He’s had it since roughly 3 months after we started dating, so I am pretty fuzzy on what he looked like…

This is correct. I am aghast at how fucking spineless the Mueller team seems to be. Here we have a several hundred pages long report that details all sorts of clearly criminal bullshit, but they just passed the buck and have the audacity to say well they’d probably just say they were too dumb to know what they were…

Or about care for babies after they leave the womb and are in the real world with parents that cant afford food, housing ect.

This redacted* section seems pretty clearly to suggest Trump was coordinating document releases (Clinton emails) with Wikileaks. Gates, meanwhile, has still not been sentenced, presumably because he is the witness to this very crime.

Helpful and compassionate?!?! Yelling at women telling them they’re baby killers is “helpful and compassionate?” Sure, Jan. 

Imagine if they got this passionate about the environment

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t ignorance of the law an inadequate defense? Like just because Junior was too dumb to realize he was breaking the law how does that absolve him?

My husband has had a full, luscious beard for over twenty years. It was one of the things about him that first caught my attention. aka “Wow, look at that hunky guy and that fucking incredible beard!” It’s gone through various phases, sometimes on the shorter side, sometimes long, but always remarkably full. Strangers…

I was really hoping this was going to be a Cannibal Witch op-ed.

I also make healing treats. They’re called chocolate chip cookies, and they don’t involve anchovies.

Rich people are the worst.