MaddestoftheHatters
Maddest of the Hatters
MaddestoftheHatters

Ssarcasm evades you clearly. I'm not doing any type of birth control ever again after the hell I've suffered. He chooses to wear a condom or no love. That's it. 

I hate it when people suggest a woman go on oral contraceptives like she has never heard they exist.

Condoms do not “suck for both parties.” They can reduce sensitivity, but they don’t remove it. I never met a guy who couldn’t come while using a condom. And I dare say that sex with a condom is still more enjoyable than unwanted pregnancy, parenthood, or child support.

this. and when I was in my 20s, getting an IUD was impossible because I hadn’t had kids/was too young/might regret it. even though I couldn’t take BC pills because they turned me into a raging, emotional mess. I am freaking lucky that I never had to deal with an unwanted pregnancy or scare during that 15 years. even

My mom had four kids in six years and basically had to go to her gynecologist sobbing that she really, really, really didn’t want to have any more babies before he would agree to a tubal ligation. Like, just saying, “Hey, I’ve got enough kids and I don’t want any more” wasn’t enough. She had to cry to make it clear.

You know why tube tying is more prevalent “in the older crowd”? Because doctors refuse it for younger women. I was pregnant at 30 and requested a tubal post birth and was told I would change my mind and want another child and also that I need my husband to sign off on it. When I mentioned the conversation to friends I

I damn near backhanded my beloved fiance when he suggested I get on birth control. Look bud, I'm one of the few women who has endometriosis and birth control fucks me up worse so you put your big boy pants on and wear a fucking condom until we're ready to procreate! And I love my daughter to pieces. I'd murder for

Same. There’s no way it wasn’t planned. They want people to be talking about them to keep in the public eye. Cardi is a glorified 1 hit wonder who is trying to stay relevant. Wouldn't be surprised if they get a reality show soon. 

Certainly not the way she’s describing it. Sounds like something someone would say performatively, to impress a guy. It’s like women in porn films, sucking on dildos- nobody does that shit in real life. Miss the person a dick is attached to, and therefore his dick, sure. Miss just sucking on the dick? Nuh uh.

Surprised anyone actively enjoys it at all.

I’m in the camp that believes Offset going on stage was a stunt and she was in on it. Just seems like made up drama.

The Cardi B/Offset drama is about as scripted as an episode of Real Housewives. Can we just ignore them for a bit? Please?

But all of them are dispensable.

I flat-out do not believe that any woman actually misses the act of performing oral sex on a man. Do not believe it.

No dick is irreplaceable, Cardi!!!

I’m just going to be that old lady and say that this falls under, “things you don’t need to share with the class, Cardi B.” I have to think there’s some space between being sex-positive and telling anyone who’ll listen that you want your trifling ex’s dick to “destroy” you. Sheesh.

Yeah, this is much ado about nothing. It’s schtick between consenting adults. There’s a you tube video of him talking about it with Graham Norton. One of the guys in these pics actually posted a comment about how fun it was (also, that it was the couple’s request, not Mamoa's idea).

I have gotten so many unsolicited dick pics. I got really upset when, after what I thought was a nice first date, the guy sent me a picture of his (or ... someone’s, I don’t know) ejaculating dick and said he was thinking about me. Like, I was just thinking “That was a nice date. Maybe he’s not a creep” and then ...

If men would just start from the perfectly reasonable premise that nobody actually wants to see photos of our dicks, the world would be a better place.

So he cucks these men? This just intensifies my desire for him. He’s like a gay porn fantasy come to life!