Kylie is hypnotized by dick. She truly is. Like, she has altered her entire look for this guy (and probably to be more comfortable with herself, but come on!)! I feel kind of sorry for her because she deserves to find a guy who isn’t using her, and her family should step in and stop it from happening. But look at Rob.…

And let’s be honest, does anyone actually like truffle? Rich people pretend to because it’s fancy and expensive, but it actually tastes like garbage, so.

Also, would super-rich meals be the best thing to give to anyone, much less folks who may not have instant access to facilities? Does she not read the stories on this site (sooooo many poop stories...)?

Nice to donate meals. Is it just me, or does it seem like it would be better to donate 500 normal meals than 100 fancy meals?

I think the fact that it’s an unemployed, broke-ass, leech has the nerve to pull some incestuous fuck-boy shit to the girl paying his car note.

My 16 year old daughter died on May 29th of this year.

RIP Debbie, may you sing and laugh in the great beyond with all the other greats lost this year and your dear Daughter.

I think she wants to cut him out so she can drag those poor kids all over the world without having to run it by dad. Also, I think cutting people out of her life is just something she does. She seems like a complete nut case.

What about kids of parents that just really hate each other but are still married?

Someday, after I become ridiculously wealthy and successful, I will throw a fabulous annual holiday party called Fifth Christmas and only children whose parents are divorced will be allowed to come. And we will drink and be merry and bitch about our parents.

My gut is telling me The Queen is on the list too.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

I’m sorry. I’m distracted by how alike Caitlyn Jenner and Janice Dickenson look alike.

She makes me roll my eyes so hard. She said in a recent interview that she had never felt like her body was sexy until she had a child and got “curves.” Right. The swimsuit model has never felt sexy until the magic experience of pushing a kid out of one’s vag.

The obsession with sexualizing/romanticizing little kids by trying to pair them off is so fucking weird to me.

She’s not within a country mile of being Prince’s peer on any level, artistically or musically. No one is, but Madonna is lightyears away.

Several other articles I’ve read have it quoted as “Michael is gone. Tupac is gone. Prince is gone. Whitney is gone. Amy Winehouse is gone...” Not Vicki. 

Oh, honey. No.

Right? That was pure trash what she said. Like what exactly was she trying to say? “I’m better because death hasn’t gotten me yet?” Because, girl, I still listen to all those people’s music. I don’t know when was the last time I felt the urge to put on any Madonna song, past or present.

No clue. Someone she’s proud to have outlived, though!