Next year, last year, this year, etc. Perpetual licenses for MS Office have been available every year since  Office 365 existed. Why was this article even written? Wake me when Adobe does this.

Such a sensationalist headline. All it says is that there will be a new perpetual release. All that means is that the $159 standalone version is getting updated to Office 2021. It still costs money.....nothing is changing, and you still have to pay for it or buy a subscription.

The support vehicle crew are the real heroes. But this also makes the show somewhat phony - Ewan and his special friend Charlie have a warm van full of snacks anytime they want and a mechanic to help them out.

I would, but I’m not adding another streaming service for one limited series. 

I definitely don’t need a new car every three years so the entire lease concept is completely illogical to me. The thought of getting to the end of a financing period and not, you know, owning the car has be doing this:

Nah. We don’t complain about Porsche not fucking with what already looks good and performs better, but we will certainly complain about a 350z in a retro body kit with an ugly front fascia being presented as a new car that’s supposed to excite us for the future of Nissan’s offerings. Those two are not the same.

Because Nissan and Porcshe are equal car makers, right?

As someone who has had every edition of the Apple Watch and currently has the latest iPhone, 16" MBP, new iPad Pro, several 4k Tvs, various other devices...that’s a garbage answer.

Edit - I had to look really closely to figure out which interior was which. And I’m only about 90% sure I’m right.

“When Star Trek: Lower Decks was first announced, the elevator pitch was essentially “people on an unimportant Starfleet ship being comically bad at their jobs.” And while its heroes have done plenty of mucking up (about as much as any Starfleet officer we’ve met on screen does, really), Lower Decks so far has…

People are buying the fantasy. The actual numbers don’t really matter, except maybe 1/4 mile times. What percentage of superbike buyers can even approach 80% of the bike’s abilities? Not too fucking many. It’s been overkill since 1986 and the first GSXRs. The magazines are to blame for most of it in the 90's…

Didn’t Jalopnik recently argue that police should no longer perform traffic stops?

Remember when Montana went to Reasonable and Prudent and had to go back from it because people went “oh you mean a speed that far outstrips my actual driving ability?”

Younger car buyers are getting priced out of the new-vehicle market

As somebody who is a biker in New York City, a big fan of your articles, and by all measures the target demographic of this piece...I don’t know if this is it. The mayor’s failure to expend any energy in the direction of bike safety has been infuriating, but I don’t find it particularly useful to pretend that the…

Hmm. Ya know what I’d really be more impressed by? A lightweight laptop bus design that lets a user upgrade the processor or GPU when he wants to. Or prices so low that it’d really be a nobrainer to get a new machine. But at $1200+ a pop for a decent machine, I’d rather have a laptop bus that’s swappable.

Couple of notes...

Brad: “Screw the rich”

Don’t throw it in the trash, that’s paying someone to haul it away. Put it in your scrap accumulation area, eventually you can take that to a scrap recycling center, and THEY will pay YOU to take it.   Unless you do it right, and at some point in the next ten years until you get around to hauling the pile off, find a…

Yikes, how much you get paid for this "review?"