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I'm with you. People seem to think he's sexy, but he just looks super smug... like a former nerd who got a nose job and works out a lot now so he bangs models. Meh.

Maria Menounos and Guiliana Rancic are in a dead heat for the race (occurring in my head) for the title of Most Annoying TV Presenter.

I know this is blasphemous and all but it made me laugh out loud.

Kylie Jenner's tweet ("visitings") should be juxtaposed with her boyfriend Jaden Smith's tweet from the previous Dirt Bag ("If Everyone Dropped Out Of School They'd Be More Intelligent"). They are perfect companion pieces.

"somebody please get rid of him."

Thanks and no worries. I get it. Sorry about what happened to his family.

This Russell Simmons-produced "Harriet Tubman Sex Tape has me ragey. What is wrong with this man? It's not enough to be ripping folks off with his scam of a credit card? UGH.

UGH. Just... UGH.

What does Cynthia Nixon with a bad perm have to do with this?

With all due respect to your fiancé, he's wrong. I have been to South Africa, and its beauty far exceeds the danger. Don't get me wrong, SA has its problems, but your fiance is mischaracterizing a beautiful country. I'm also a New Yorker, so I know how to use common sense to avoid danger.

Yes! And that Nicholas Bros. performance is the prototype!

I feel like all addicts deserve this empathy. Addiction is horrible.

You forgot homophobic, rageaholic, and verbally abusive.

rosiedublin in 5...4...3...2...

Just read the obit — thank you for sharing it. It made me cry. The part when she says that he was her only maternal love, I lost it. When my bunny goes, I will be destroyed.

Wow. Instead of considering that you conveyed something hurtful, you miss the point and resorting to name-calling. I can see this is a waste of my time. Have a great day!

See, I thought that your choice of words (given the origin of twerking and the history of the "monkey" imagery) was unfortunate, but not intentionally hurtful. That's why I pointed it out.

"twerking isn't sexy. It's just a monkey butt display."

I think the drain sucks water in to filter, so a small arm (or loose piece of clothing) could get sucked/stuck.