Glasses case, phone, and sometimes keys. These things just don’t work well in those upper pockets.

Hey, stop making sense.

Pretty stupid article.

Knowing I should be laughing about this makes me feel bad.

Mirror’s Edge movie... where she yet again plays an asian character. LOL

Yes, it matters about this much—> 0

Thought it was an action figure.

LOL Dito.

A whopping 1.3 megapixels!!

(SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE: Lackey says the beer can was Tecate, specifically.)

Looks deadly boring.

Looks pretty dull, actually.

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say: holy shit.

You know, it doesn’t look half bad.

And then that disgusting bit with the kids...

Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.

Yeah. LOL I was like, where the hell are you going with this?!

More like an entire mattress.

Looks like a promotional shot for a porn...