There should also be a footnote about the overuse of flushable wipes...

I once peed in Jesus’s mouth. Yes, the real Jesus.

So what? It would be impossible any other way, really.

Tiny hands....

I have a friend who’s a very light skinned black dude. when he shaves his head he looks white, and when he grows his hair he looks black. But you’re right, “Africa” is just too broad and not a country. Oh, but I do have an Armenian friend originally from South Africa who could look a lot like Usopp.

If that’s the case:

Are the Kotaku editors on vacation?

I’m really on the fence in regards to sympathising with the guy, but I guess that’s how reality works.

... a cheap-looking gamepad ...

I loved it! Was sad when I could no longer use [what is it?] nine pins, though.

This thing was so awesome at the time. I even wished I could have used it with the SNES.

But hey, as long as it’s not against black people, no one seems to give a shit.

...no understanding of anatomy.

Fail!

This is all so bizarre...

Clam chowder?

This is an Instagram filter...

This is what it looks like when two penises are smacking up against each other.

That was my thought too, but what would explain those moment where it looks like the car is actually making turns or trying to compensate?

LOL