Central to your argument, it hasn’t aired in my market yet, so there’s no way I could have watched it yet. I’ll still be watching it live, but it’s a bummer to already know the outcome. 

For most of the country, it is going to air at 7/7:30 tonight local time. I don’t think I’d call that “some time ago”.

What the holy fuck?

It didn’t air some time ago. In the vast majority of markets it will air this evening. It apparently happened to air this morning in some oddball cities. 

It’s syndicated; it aired this morning in one single place. In nearly all of the rest of the country it airs tonight. Dan knows this; all the writers know this, and I’m sure this was a decision discussed in their Slack. They just want to get to yell “NERDS!” at everyone who’s irritated with this.

I don’t have anything groundbreaking to add here, just wanted to say that I went to high school with James (Jamie Holzhauer, as he was known back then) and his brother Ian at Naperville North in the late 90s/early 2000s, and they were both super nice guys that treated everyone the same regardless of clique/social…

Jeez, a little spoiler alert for those of us not in Little Rock? Thanks a lot assholes.

Jeopardy’s for the OTHER nerds. Obviously their enjoyment of something this guy - and those who starred him - doesn’t personally like doesn’t matter at all.

If you haven’t been watching until this point, seems odd to think that you’re somehow the target audience here.

Sorry, but the correct response was “What is, Annapolis?”

I’m just glad I don’t have to see this cyborg’s attempts at another human smile.

Damn, digging in our heels in on the “Fuck Spoiler Culture” thing, huh?

This movie is going to suck balls immensely, like all car-themed movies ever.

Fox actually bought the rights to Baime’s book, but those rights have since been sold to Legendary, who are adapting it into a TV series, Slashfilm reports.

Can we not.

Pat Shanahan is the acting Secretary of Defense? As a former Boeing employee, that scares me very deeply.

Um, you absolutely get to pull your goalie for an extra attacker on a delayed penalty

Shut the fuck up. 

If they ever name a ship after trump, it needs to be a garbage scow.

Is it time to talk about netting at all MLB games as they do in NASCAR, or is that being a bit over-reactionary?