*bet, not get. What happened to being able to edit?

Maybe he just found out he has AIDs and we don't know yet. I get that would make LeSighandCry happier.

Speaking of how people should only get worked up about things that matter — what the fuck is your problem? It's a bit of hyperbole on a blog, not some poor kid in a favela or someone unemployed in the US.

speaking of lost in translation, what the fuck do ellipses have to do with your sentence? Are you trailing off and then waking back up ... in the middle ... of writing it?

You didn't have to tell us you were from WV the fifth time you skipped an opportunity for appropriate punctuation.

Pennsylvania? Or are you just assuming there's no way to travel into Pittsburgh from the entire surrounding area. It's a swing state, and I guarantee you less than 10% of the crowd at that concert voted for Obama.

Doesn't it say more about country music fans that the "drivel" is all that sells, and therefore guys like Luke Bryan are the only artists most people have heard of? I lived in Nashville for years, on music row in fact, and don't even know who the people you listed are.

If you believe the Luke Bryan concert is anything other than what the OP described, you're an idiot.

I grew up in a suburb in upstate NY where country has become really popular, and this is a perfect description of why.

I would be even more likely to click your headline.

It seems they've made one of your suggested edits. It wasn't the one I was hoping for.

They could also just stop the clock when they are dealing with an injury and start it again, since they get no where near the right amount of time usually. I'm only a casual fan, but this is the only thing about soccer.

I'm a bills fan and I approve this message.

... someplace where you're not allowed to watch youtube?

My little brother used to just yell "mom, he's hitting me!" even when I wasn't in the room. For a while that worked, then I figured out that I was going to get in trouble even if I wasn't, so I started hitting him when he did it. My brother and I are assholes, I guess.

Fuck off. Using dog whistles like typing in Ebonics and then hiding behind not specifically calling out race might fool you, but it doesn't fool anyone else.

I think it is just all-MLB related. My point is that the colloquial use of "banned from baseball" most certainly does include the MLB. My broader point is that it sucks to be the "read the article" guy when you're wrong. I do appreciate you staying with the conversation despite my dickish (yes, I was a little drunk…

Yep, America is Batman. The George Clooney Batman, but still, it's something.

Poor in a third world shithole covers about half of the US population at this point.

The reason I pointed specifically to the Pete Rose example is that it's the most commonly used "banned from baseball" among anyone that gives even a partial fuck about sports. I just find your desperate need not to be totally wrong amusing. It's like saying eye black is banned from baseball because a little league…