... someplace where you're not allowed to watch youtube?

My little brother used to just yell "mom, he's hitting me!" even when I wasn't in the room. For a while that worked, then I figured out that I was going to get in trouble even if I wasn't, so I started hitting him when he did it. My brother and I are assholes, I guess.

Fuck off. Using dog whistles like typing in Ebonics and then hiding behind not specifically calling out race might fool you, but it doesn't fool anyone else.

I think it is just all-MLB related. My point is that the colloquial use of "banned from baseball" most certainly does include the MLB. My broader point is that it sucks to be the "read the article" guy when you're wrong. I do appreciate you staying with the conversation despite my dickish (yes, I was a little drunk…

Yep, America is Batman. The George Clooney Batman, but still, it's something.

Poor in a third world shithole covers about half of the US population at this point.

The reason I pointed specifically to the Pete Rose example is that it's the most commonly used "banned from baseball" among anyone that gives even a partial fuck about sports. I just find your desperate need not to be totally wrong amusing. It's like saying eye black is banned from baseball because a little league…

No. You were just wrong. Until it's banned from major league baseball, it's not banned from baseball. When Pete Rose was banned from baseball, it wasn't just college baseball and the minor leagues. It means all of baseball. I don't understand why you've wasted so many comments and so much of your time trying to…

I used QuickPic for a while and liked it. It's been too long for me to recall many specifics, but I remember LH recommended it and that I didn't have any complaints (I just never put it on my new phone when I upgraded several months ago).

Seems like you already know about the sportsmanship, so what would be the point of that?

yeah, that story probably aired after Super Bowl 38, when every major sporting event went to a delay.

I thought this was going to be a joke about losing all of his poker chips, but your way worked too.

Like this guy (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/n…) that approached some NC police looking for some help, had no time to say anything, and was summarily executed in the middle of the street:

Is saying "ah minute" really somehow different than "a minute" in your mind? or are you just showing us that you think minorities can't spell right in their thoughts?

"In all my numerous encounters with law enforcement (and they are many and varied) never once have I experienced this."

What the fuck kind of last name is Oberston?

Read the story CAREFULLY, you're wrong.

Seriously, the predictable (short) length of soccer games is a huge plus to me. Trying to make this point makes even more clear that the douche hasn't watched a game.

The key fob itself is the issue. If you keep that away from the ignition, it's true that you won't get in any accidents, but you also many not go very fast.

I see what you're saying. To me, those center ice one-hop slap shots that Lidstrom perfected were fortunate, while getting good bounces around the net is the sort of fortunate that you have to play gritty to get.