So, if I try this and I'm not reimbursed by Honda you'll pay for it? I'll get the flags for my Civic this weekend. You tell me where I can send the bill if Honda doesn't pay when the clutch inevitably goes.

Why don't you express one here? You have all the characters you need, but there just isn't a good argument in favor when just about an entire race finds the name offensive.

Guy that I played with and against growing up used to use: "I beat up guys like you on my way to a fight." I wish I could fight, I'd probably say funny stuff beforehand too.

Maybe you haven't heard of the south. If you're not married by roughly 24 years old down here people think something's wrong with you.

This is in SC, where Murray lives. Sometimes people go to school in cities they don't live in.

Yeah, the owners are his bosses, so there's probably no call coming.

A lot of people that read deadspin would know that Bill Murray spends quite a bit of time living in the one in SC. That's why I knew which Charleston they meant.

To be fair, the headline was one of his wedding vows. She should have seen this coming.

You're arguing that Nike caused the spike in golf's popularity and demonstrating that by showing statistics that prove only correlation. You failed to support your argument. As the person advancing the argument, the burden's on you to prove it (if you want others to believe it), not on us to disprove it. Without…

How about you? Can you beat him up?

If you're arguing that something caused something else, you can't just show correlation. Pointing out that you didn't demonstrate causation is all he needed to do.

Yeah, but saying that "71% of married people are still with their original partner" isn't a counter to 50% of marriages ending in divorce. Just read what the first number is, it's only taking into account people that are currently married. Yes, the census looks at more than that, but the cited statistic doesn't and…

I always enjoy a condescending comment that missed the entire point of what it's being condescending about. Thanks.

You didn't address the correlation v. causation point, which isn't weakened one bit if he leaves the anecdote out.

Right, and Nike is why Michael Jordan was so good. And Nike paid Jordan and Woods and everyone else out of the kindness of their beautiful hearts, not because those athletes raise the profile of the Nike brand. Nike golf didn't make Tiger, Tiger made Nike golf. And probably won fewer majors as a result of the…

I think you suck at math. Since you just said people care 26 times more about company squabbles than they do about running. I think you meant the inverse of that.

You're assuming it's a contractual nuance and then being a dick based entirely on that very important fact that you assumed — without proof.

...and keep their traveling secretary on his toes.

This is unreal. +1,000,000

I'm in my thirties, and if I ended up on TV for a drug arrest I think my mom would call and ask WTF. And she knows I smoke pot.