This site doesn't censor fucking curse words, d!ck.

I see you're still visiting deadspin. Look, you're a dick, and I'm bored at work. I'll probably keep replying, to keep telling you that you're a whiny dick. If you enjoy that, you can keep replying as well and thinking similarly of me... this will be fun.

First of all, I'm not wearing pants. Second of all, if I'm being grumpy in response to your endless whining, why is what I'm doing worse than your own grumpiness? Am I the pot or the kettle?

As demonstrated by how little you're commenting on this? Or is this the part where we all say "no, please stay" and Deadspin totally rebuilds the site to your liking just to keep your traffic?