Well, unless my understanding of the process is incorrect, the only means by which a vehicle less than 25 years old can be legally imported into the USA is:

C6 = seasicks.

Whaaat?! I love this. No one would ever find it. Guests get frozen asses because Sans-Culottes!

And, just in case you forget that it’s a French car, a fire extinguisher was included as standard.

This is a track car....so it gets scratched. I guarantee that splitter hits curbs harder than that. Yes, it is a one off car, but it is worth less than a 458.

What is this?!?! A tank for ants?!?

Then let’s put his head on a pike and eat his carcass. You know, like civilized people

My truck when the driver lost control and hit a bridge.

Quick one.

I am sure that the sales manager wanted to know if you sold the bleeding guy a car before he left in the ambulance!

I worked for a dealership a few years back, and a salesman once told me that a couple came in and wanted to look at and test drive a ton of cars. Being as they had wealth, he continued to help them through their decision. Eventually they bought a car, and when they were signing papers, the wife asked the salesman if…

It's not US soil, it's Texas. Everything is big there except for the average penis-size clearly.

When you said it wasn't on any mainstream sites I checked the most liberal site I could think of, which was HuffPo. It was on the front fucking page. The BBC is the largest news company in world. The fact you get your news from Yahoo speaks volumes.

Exactly. Although Christians have killed far more people than Communists or Feminists. They also have way weirder practices. Could you imagine is Stalin was like “ok, now we’re going to drink some vodka, but it’s really Marx’s blood, who came back to life and appeared to Lenin. Also, cut the tip of your penis off”.

Mounted backwards ....

FSM is true and holy. All other “gods” are mere imitations.

That's just ugly!