Oui, s'il vous plait!

Most Jalops are drivers who hate other drivers.

'Ring time?

I love doing this at night in the sand dunes with a little bit of burining gasoline inside. "Flaming Tire Bowling". The goal is to jump over it as it was coming down the hill at you. If it hits you then it sends buring gasoline on to everyone. Good times

Of course the Belgians didn't learn from the Americans.

Thanks for your well thought out reply. It really helped me out, more so than the other people who took their time to demonstrate their knowledge that you summed up so greatly in the picture you've been obviously dying to use. 

Here is what it will look like without the tail fin:

I like the gears all in the body of the article, but nothing's stopping you from setting up 5 Gears in the comments when you post the article. That way you get the best of both worlds. Easy digestion for those of us too lazy to look through comments, and comments that are organized by gear for those wanted to join the…

When I spent three or four hours digging a space out for myself, it makes me really sore if someone else comes along and just grabs it. These are the rules. They are fair and reasonable. You do the work, you get to keep the reward for at least a little while. I've never vandalized a car that stole my space; I did,…

Yeah, congratulations Guerlain!

The gift isn't the Lambo, it's the wrap on the Lambo. That's like saying if you repainted your house in rainbow sparkles, she shouldn't get mad because she's getting a house.

Apeshit is probably an exclusively American term.  It’s kind of like going batshit, but with an added level of primal rage.  It’s “going ape”, turned up to eleven.

You're so awesome.  Tell me more about how great your car is.  The excellent mileage, how you never have to work on it, how quiet it is on the inside!  Let us know what an exciting life you live!

Like a boss.