“And after Dr. Grant scared the ever-loving shit out of me with that story, I decided then and there that I’d rather be with the raptors than against them.”

50 Shades of Beige

They have unpimp’d ze auto!

I’m just saying.

I swear, every time I hear Doug, I think of that cartoon series that started on Nickeloden...

The first thing that popped into my head when I first heard the news.

I disagree. This shows car control, that the operator is aware as to the size of the car, placement, and how to safely reverse the car.

Miata is always the answer.

You just won a shop-contest that wasn't even started.

Unnecessary on the front page. Please pull this down.

With 52 you get a free egg roll.

Yeah, you know something? I’m gonna actually go “NP” on this one, and I’m gonna take it a step further.

“Yeah, Hondas are nice, I guess. Civics get good mileage, and the Accord’s pretty decent...holy shit, what’s THAT?!

A lot of new Titans are going to see boat-pulling duty. Definitely going to need Curt, Draw-Tite, or Hidden Hitch to step up with a front-mounted receiver hitch.

Well, roof racks are practical.

I have the same model and year of Civic as that Stanced-to-hell Civic. I refuse to stance it, and I refuse to rice it. However I may get a roof rack like that Civic has.

It’s antlers.

Mad camber yo. Because practicality and drivability is overrated yo. And replacing tires like every 500 miles gets you extra scene points yo. Don’t you know this bro.