White Raptor in background. Me want.

I second that. This bus driver was already ahead of that last year.

Neutral: Chicago! Anything in particular you're looking forward to?

Please fix the image, you just got kinja'd

Campbell County checking in, can confirm on that.

I recorded this massive burnout Saturday night at the Clinton hwy meet. He said all this truck was good for was doing burnouts

Deathclaw: "Man, I already told that mutant about that Vault dude, now it's gonna regret it."

"Working on a highway in a nutshell"

Counter Strike on your laptop at an airport.

Unless you work for the USPS...

Same here, I love him! This is the funniest moment he's had IMO:

The shower dispensing water at a much higher water pressure?

Lived in Virginia Beach for 13 years, can confirm.

Speaking of THP, they're buying a crap-load of new Ford Explorer Police SUVS and replacing all of their Crown Vics with them. So come on down here and get them while you can.

Armed robbery is a violent crime; with priors, you're looking at a really long stretch in the state pen if you get caught. So it's prudent to call ahead and make sure the game store you're robbing has the title you want. In Tennessee, one robber wanted to be sure his local GameStop had Just Dance 2014.

My dad's 2011 F-350 has those in the back of the center console. It's good for long trips as a family.

This looks like the Japanese version of Dolly Parton.

Turn up your speakers/headphones at 2:16. One of the drivers involved (The guy in the late-80's mid-'90s F-150) gets out of his car and screams "Fucking Idiot!!!!!!" at the guy that plowed into him.

Well, I can see you wishing to have this much skill: http://imgur.com/a/Ynsrv

Not on the list, but this one's my favorite: