I’ve said this prolly 5 or 6 times on the subject here on Jalopnik. We Americans don’t give a shit about maintaining our vehicles. We beat the hell out of them then complain when they break. Moved to Sweden last year and brought my Avant 6sp with me (cos I love it) and find it no shock to see bone stock URs, B2s,…

As the owner of an S6 with work done (RS6 isn’t available in the states), I can say that this platform truly is great. It isn’t the best handler but it is super comfortable on the highway and fast as hell in a straight line.

That shit switched from Yanny to Laurel on me and now I’m bugging out. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, PATRICK.

prepare your resume.

I was disappointed that they didn’t use the falcon doors to escape Clarkson’s trap.

You see Raptors out in the desert in SoCal all the time. I think people use them a lot more than they are given credit for. How often do you go off roading? Of course you see them on the freeway all the time is that’s the only place you drive.

(And this is coming from a Chevy fan)

Easy, the act of braking allows the bosonic nature of the brake particles, or brakons, to flourish and therefore these brakons all fall in lockstep even easier when all four brakes are entangled, or in ‘four-wheel’ mode. Tyres also exhibit bosonic qualities, which is why when one tyre is only a couple of PSI off of…

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

if your answer is not Countach you were born at the wrong time

As a former waiter, this is the only correct answer.

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

I generally feel the same way but I’ve never been on a cruise, so until I ever do or don’t I won’t criticize what I know little about.

If you think cruise ships offer the best food you’ll ever eat, I’m going to go ahead and not listen to any recommendations from you.

why the fuck did he do this to an E46 wagon

They were playing the long game. Percentages of billions now > percentages of millions back in 2004.

I suspect I’d make a lousy car salesman. I would tell people that they can’t afford the car and should buy something less expensive down the street. LOL.

what did you end up ordering?

I feel like this is a coy, “I have a corvette” humble brag.