I don't care. You got 30 seconds without communicating your dilemma and justifying your selfish actions. Shit in your pants or pee in bottles, it's not my problem. Be a fighter pilot. Or plan ahead. Get diapers. Just be all grown up about it, please.

I usually like to think everyone's responsible for the life choices they make.

You can have 30 seconds. Anything more, I need reasons. So I can join you in taking a break, not considering you a messy, chaotic pause troll for the rest of my gaming days.

How would Mr. Ladore have "paid substantially less for it"? He might have wanted to pay less for it, but for that to happen he would probably have had to wait.

Must be the latter, I'm very vague and lazy every now and then.

Ain't that hard playing your part, eh?

Actually, the correct term is a pride of Jenkinses. The average Jenkins eats chicken and is to be considered a predating species - not some random mutton or deer, merrily hopping away in the face of danger and dissent.

Oh, hey. What do you make of this list? Are you a gamer yourself?

I haven't touched WoW in almost a decade. Still playing Warcraft III, though. That's a good game right there.

Defend your position or ignore the dissenters away. Don't play the victim card, it brings out the creatures of the night. And me.

I don't feel much either. What I feel is... boredom. A bit of anger, maybe.

On what do you base your assessment of the internet shaming situation?

I apologize. It was stupid, selfish and inconsiderate.

Heh. Thanks for that.

So, you want 500 huge fecking roaches? You got it. Where should I ship them to?

Aye. While I still have to warm up to SUVs, I see three excellent vehicles, two of which can be described as sensual and sexy.

I see a splendid game with three newly added, excellent vehicles. Is it a deal one could describe as being synergistic? Sure. Why should you be bothered? It's free, the cars look good, the game is still pretty awesome. Why worry? It's not like Sim City, where you have a crap game with crap DLC or any other shitty game…

I keep playing and buying and gifting Demon's Souls. It's just a really, really awesome game and a work of art. The first time you play it, it's hard not to get blown away with what you see, hear and feel. Those feelings of awe and sheer horror, the sad beauty, the soundtrack - I wish we had more games like this one.…

Invincibility frames and certain gear sure were abused in Dark Souls. But the core mechanics were still pretty solid. Dark Souls 2 is severely lacking in those core mechanics, and the stat-based self-service fix only helps to circumvent a small percentage of what has to be considered broken, or at the very least…

I do remember balance, exploits and borked items/gear... DS2 has a huge issue with hit boxes being all over the place, forcing you to try and play around them in order not to get shafted, pummeled, nuked and ruined.